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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2017/11/11 07:40:42 )
Stay awake. Forever. Never sleep again in your life. Ever again!!!

When's the best time to pack for a trip?
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Voltie — moo Posted 6 years ago ( 2017/11/11 10:18:58 )
Five minutes before you depart for the trip. :) The first items you pack will most likely be the most important items you'll need!

How do I make more friends?
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2017/11/11 11:31:35 )





You dont. Stay lonely forever.

How do i fix my chapped lips?
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2017/11/12 10:08:24 )
Easy. Moisturize them with your own saliva.

How do I "git gud"?
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Donator — Demoness Posted 6 years ago ( 2017/11/14 02:11:21 )


Just...git gud! Simple!


How do I resurrect Walt Disney?
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 01:09:36 )





You don't.

How do i get my feet to feel better?
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 01:21:45 )
I've found that chopping them off is highly effective. No feet? No foot pain!

What is the best way to approach a stranger?
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 01:38:15 )





Walk up to them and screech.

What should i do for dinner?
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 02:00:29 )
You should probably just drink 5 glasses of water. Gotta keep hydrated!

My cat keeps yowling all night. What should I do about it?
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Donator — Cat Mama Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 02:16:05 )
You just need to stop thinking like that. It will get better, just don't think that way.

I seem to have dropped a glass on the floor. How should I clean it up?
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 04:23:38 )

Clean it up with your tongue you don't want to waste any precious liquid.

I'm addicted to writing sims lits! Help!
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Admin — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 09:38:36 )
What are sims lits!? Forget about em!

I have multiple reports due by Sunday for work...
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Donator — King Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 14:17:14 )
Burn down your work

What should i do to try to get a lady to like me
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 16:18:56 )





Send nudes first, say hello last.

How do i wake up?
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/3 17:37:45 )

Press snooze on the alarm clock.

How do i get my children to stop fighting?
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/10 17:10:36 )
Kill them all until only one is left.

What to do when I don't want to shower?
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Donator — Demoness Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/02/12 14:16:48 )

Then don't shower and just cover yourself in dirt until the day you die!

How do I sin?

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Voltie — they/them Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/09/25 16:33:49 )
rob your neighbor's house and donate the haul to your favorite charity.

how do my cat and i stop spooking each other in the hallways at night?
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/09/26 02:45:26 )
TSUN TSUN TSUN (︿)


Place motion activated strobe lights and speakers that blast loud metal music in the hallway.

My neck has started hurting a lot, probably from sleeping on it wrong. What do I do?




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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/09/26 09:29:37 )
Buy 3 hula hoops of varying sizes, fill them halfway with water, swing them around your neck for 75 minutes and then call it a day.

I can't seem to fall asleep. Any advice, doc?
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