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Tsundererra

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Change the lights in your home to blue lights, and make sure to keep them on while you’re going to sleep. Also, before you go to bed, chug a few large mugs of black coffee mixed with Red Bull and 5-hour energy drinks. ;3

What’s the best way to save money?

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Tsundererra

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You put the end of the leash you hold into his mouth and open the door to let him out. Make sure to close and lock the door behind him so crazy people don’t break into your home.
For more pupper independence, I suggest you have his chip removed. ;3

It’s so cold in my house even though I have a hoodie and blanket on. What should I do?

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skettiyeti

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You should put on at LEAST five pairs of pajama pants at once. That way, you get maximum warmth.

I ate too much. What do I do?

Tsundererra

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Get a 1 gallon tub of (vegan) ice cream and a family size bag of chips, pour the chips on the ice cream and voila. One gallon of ice cream should fill you up, and chips are made from vegetables, so they should be healthy.

How do I get my birb to be less spoiled? He tries to get into all the food we’re eating ALL THE TIME. -__-

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inatlaka

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Light that pile of clothes on fire... sweep the ashes throw away and boom problem solved. XD

I feel soooo sleepy what should I do?

inatlaka

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Great news! Go out and party to celebrate! stay out all night and drink many piña coladas. You will do great tomorrow in your first shift! XD
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EDIT: Im so hungry... What should I eat?

Tsundererra

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Ohp, you forgot to put your problem. If you put it in later, I’ll edit my post. :)

I need to go to the gym, but it’s getting harder now that it’s getting colder. What do I do?

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Mousy

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@tsundererra: Just change the word gym to the word gum and it will always be with you instead of you going to it. Gum is everywhere.

My chest hurts, but going to the doctor requires effort. What should I do?

Please ping! I get distracted easily.