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Donator — Roleplayer Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/5 06:29:16 )
Don't give a gift at all. Give coal.

I want to be taller
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This is my topic in the Exchange. Please go buy my items. I have old crate items and orb items for sale.

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Donator — She/Her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/5 06:32:52 )
Chop everyone's legs off, you'll be the tallest person ever!!

Im hungry.
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Donator — She/Her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/5 10:48:16 )
go drink something no eating.
I want dessert.
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/7 22:20:48 )
Mud pies are such a good dessert, it'll literally send you to heaven.
I want a longer attention span.
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/8 23:52:26 )
Pretty sure you can buy some at aliexpress. Things are also cheaper there.

Should I take a shower today?
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 00:02:58 )
Nah you should take a mud bath.

I'm losing my fantasy football players to injury and losing the game aainst my husband. What should I do?!
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Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.

Donator — Demoness Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 00:11:43 )
Break the game console infront of him!
My cat is laying on my keyboard so it's hard to type, what to do?
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 00:13:12 )
Do you know talk to text things? Do talk to cattext. Surely the cat is smarter than an AI, so the typing will go even smoother.

I'm so lazy to get up and get another glass of water...
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Voltie — she/her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 01:24:03 )
Just salivate a lot and slurp it.

I'm feeling lonely, what should I do?
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Donator — Alien Imp Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 02:01:17 )
Watch a lot of movies about best friends and happy relationships.
I'm feeling sort of dizzy, what should I do?
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Voltie — she/her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 02:03:52 )
Figure out which way your dizziness is spinning you and spin really fast around the other way.

I'm having a craving for sweets, what should I do?
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dear Lord I need a new signature someone help me

Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 10:28:28 )
well you should obviously down a whole cup of sugar! What better way to get over that!!

Should I sleep now or spend more time awake earning volts?
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Donator — She/Her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/9 22:40:18 )
Never sleep. Never post for volts.

My feet hurt, what should i do?
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Donator — she, her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/10 00:02:51 )
Walk on your hands to elevate the pain.

I'm stuck in my parents car with no ac and a major head ache. What should I do?
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Foever in my heart
Spookums 11/25/18
Angus 6/23/19
Mom 6/29/19
Dad 11/29/2021

Voltie — She/They Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/10 04:55:15 )
Hit your head against the door until you fall unconscious. You won’t feel the pain of your headache or the heat while you’re unconscious. Also, you’ll probably wake up in a nice, cool hospital with pain medicine.

I don’t know which book I should read next. How should I choose?
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★~~Questing~~★

Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/10 06:59:16 )
Go to a bookstore. Stop in front of 'best sellers'. Get as many books as you can in your arms. Throw them all to the ceiling. The one that hits your head first is the one you should read next!

Hmm how can I budget my money this month?
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Donator — She/Her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/10 07:05:38 )
Spend it all on Voltra.
how should I make Brownies?
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If you can’t say something nice, Don’t say anything at all!

Donator — Cat Mama Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/10 21:51:15 )
Put laxatives in it . And hot sauce. That's way better than frosting.

My Fitbit wants me to walk. What should I do?
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Voltie — he/him Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/11 00:49:57 )
Make your Fitbit take a walk and toss it out the window

How do I get some more energy?
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later.

Donator — She/Her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/11 01:11:56 )
Suck the souls of your enemies.

Im bored, what should i do?
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