Lick a cheeseburger until the entire thing has disinegrated on your tongue.
My kids refuse to clean their room. what should I do?
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Beat them with a broom yelling "If you want this broom to stop hitting you, you better take it from me and clean your room!"
I am always cold and hungry what do I do?
I am always cold and hungry what do I do?
Eat fire! Two birds with one stone there, right?
I'm lazy but I want to get into shape, what should I do?
I'm lazy but I want to get into shape, what should I do?
Become a couch potato forever. Evolve into the lazy.
Ive got cold hands, what should i do?
Ive got cold hands, what should i do?
hey i'm Jessi.
my friend cnts made the pixel
my friend cnts made the pixel
I heard sticking them in scalding hot water should do the trick!
How do I become a kinder person?
How do I become a kinder person?
Always ping me please.
Eliminate everyone on earth who's nicer than you. There's no contest now!
I want to cook but I hate doing dishes, how do I make clean up easier and less time consuming?
I want to cook but I hate doing dishes, how do I make clean up easier and less time consuming?
later.
Just buy new dishes every time you cook something! That way you never have to wash dishes again!!
It's so hot here lately... what can I do that doesn't involve getting air conditioning for my house?
It's so hot here lately... what can I do that doesn't involve getting air conditioning for my house?
See if you can fit in your refrigerator.
I just can't seem to lose weight!
I just can't seem to lose weight!
dear Lord I need a new signature someone help me
well don't go to the gym to exercise or eat special meals.
I want this flash flood to go away, so much rain for more than 48 hours!
I want this flash flood to go away, so much rain for more than 48 hours!
There won't be floods if you drank all the water.
I finally got comfortable on the sofa, but I forgot to grab the popcorn and remote on the kitchen table.
I finally got comfortable on the sofa, but I forgot to grab the popcorn and remote on the kitchen table.
Use your telekinesis powers to make popcorn and bring the remote into your hands, obviously! That’s what I would do.
My cat is stuck in a tree and I have no ladder on hand. What should I do?
My cat is stuck in a tree and I have no ladder on hand. What should I do?
Come back to pick it up after a week. The cat should have fallen down after a week of no food and water.
I ran out of butter!!
I ran out of butter!!
*gives my cat named butter* here you go!
I wanna go to the zoo but don’t have a ride.
I wanna go to the zoo but don’t have a ride.
Well don't go making any ice cream.
I want the warm sunshine, so I can walk to the zoo.
I want the warm sunshine, so I can walk to the zoo.
If you can’t say something nice, Don’t say anything at all!
Hijack a lion to call on its sun powers to make a sunny day and than bring the rest of the zoo to your home since one member is already there.
I have a cough that's not going away. what should I do?
I have a cough that's not going away. what should I do?
Embrace the coughing, it's a part of you now.
I've been feeling super tired lately, what do you guys think I should do?
I've been feeling super tired lately, what do you guys think I should do?
Drink caffeine because you gotta show that you're stronger than whatever is making you feel super tired.
I need to focus on long term goals.
I need to focus on long term goals.
make them short term goals
I have to clean house and read and edit a story by Friday. How should I manage my time?
I have to clean house and read and edit a story by Friday. How should I manage my time?
Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.
Do the least important stuff first, procrastinate, then do the most important thing.
How do I stop being a d*ck?
How do I stop being a d*ck?
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.