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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:03:45 )
??????????????? SO............

Edythe is like, hey Beau sorry fr beign rude before but I want you to know I think it's better if we don't be friends

and Beau's like "OH IVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE TCH, I bet you regret not letting me get hit by that van"

BRO. BROOO.. BRO??? CHILL.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:06:00 )
OH MY GOD he's acting like her being shocked and upset by this is unfathomable. like "UH YEAH WHY ELSE WOULDNT YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND DUH"

BOY IF YOU DONT-
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:07:19 )
she got upset and called him and idiot and HES HAVING A WHITE BOY MELTDOWN NOW

HES LIKE TANTRUMING AND CALLING HER WORDS "ABUSE" (her calling him an idiot when he was a fugging idiot)

BOY.

SHUT YOUR ASS UP.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:10:16 )
his dumbass tripped when he was storming out so. good. hope it hurt dumbass

now I gotta check twilight
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:13:43 )
okay so twilight they have a similar but VERY DIFFERENT exchange and I find this fascinating

Bella also says to Edward oh bet you regret not letting me get squished and Edwards like "?????" and shes like "oh I KNOW you regret it" and he's like "you know nothing" and thats what gets her pissy but she just sort of leaves to stop herself from cussing him out

Beau had a long monologue about her treating him like an idiot and him being full of rage because she made him feel stupid, ESPECIALLY AFTER HOW MUCH HE THOUGHT ABOUT HER AND LIKED HER HOW DARE SHE...
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:14:29 )
in both scenarios they're melodramatic idiots but Beau's really says a lot about him

Edythe don't bother, he's got nice guy syndrome, run
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:18:15 )
gotta mention Beau's tall again because they playing b ball
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:21:22 )
Edythe just pranked Beau in retaliation and put him into an awkward social interaction, love it
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:24:14 )
three girls asked this idiot to the dumb spring dance
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:25:14 )
Beau says he's not interesting and I couldn't agree more
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:28:49 )
he calls being clumsy "balance issues"
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:42:07 )
Beau called her sadistic for talking to him
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:43:34 )
AGAIN HE'S SAYING SHE SHOULD HAVE LET THE VAN HIT HER BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.......

BOY. LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:44:33 )
she called him absurd for it and he's saying she's torturing him by doing that

BOY.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:45:55 )
he's mad because she's beautiful now oh my go d...... issues.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:48:58 )
he takes everything as an insult and responds to every insult by storming away in rage

all she said was that his truck was in poor shape and probably couldnt make it on a long trip which is TRUE but, how dare she
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:50:26 )
life and death coming in hot with an environmental message.

use less fossil fuels, people
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:52:43 )
so they're friends now I guess and their petty arguments were meaningless. not surprising but still.... confusing.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 06:53:52 )
okay end of chapter four....... I need a snack break time.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/5 20:31:08 )
okay taking a break from work, going to read a chapter before I go take a nap...
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young dumb and full of crumbs

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