I like that in twilight the boy vampires get like a save of the hand description, but in life and death, now that they're girls, these each get a long paragraph each describing how hot they are
Beau horny
Beau horny
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beau acknowledged the fact that everyone, including himself, had grandparent names, this is so funny
checked Twlight and they make that connection too but like, nobody's names in Twilight were THAT uncommon or old??
I don't see Alice or Edward or anything like that and think "HM YEAH old people" like Archie or Edith does
I don't see Alice or Edward or anything like that and think "HM YEAH old people" like Archie or Edith does
I love that the vampires just sit in bored silence and stare at the walls and everyones like 'oh like models so sexy'
like what a miserable existence... like, stop going to high school and go have fun...
like what a miserable existence... like, stop going to high school and go have fun...
"I felt the oddest thrill of genuine fear, raising the hair on my arms. As if she were going to pull a gun out and shoot me."
this book would rule if that happened. something about a vampire with a gun in genuinely hilarious
this book would rule if that happened. something about a vampire with a gun in genuinely hilarious
chapter two starts with him being mean to Erica yet again (the "greasy" girl)
Beau and Bella are so MEAN yet again judging some rando's looks... leave them alone, you're so worried about people judging you and noticing your every imperfection but here you are talking shid on people not even talking to you TCCCCH
realistic portrayal of teenagers tho amirite?
realistic portrayal of teenagers tho amirite?
so in twilight Mike is seen as a golden retriever for following Bella around and it's seen as endearing
but in life and death MacKayla following Beau is "territorial" and "weird"
HMMMMMM........
but in life and death MacKayla following Beau is "territorial" and "weird"
HMMMMMM........
in Twilight Bella's just kinda not into Mike and how overly friendly he is to her and is trying to think of how to let him down gently, fair
in Life and Death Beau's like "hurr hurr I think she's into me, not to brag. nice. but also I'm not into her because she's pursuing me and it should be the other way around" BRO... like its fine if youre not into her but that reasoning SUCKS... he even acknowledges it but then brushes it off like what the hell man... DLKHJDK
in Life and Death Beau's like "hurr hurr I think she's into me, not to brag. nice. but also I'm not into her because she's pursuing me and it should be the other way around" BRO... like its fine if youre not into her but that reasoning SUCKS... he even acknowledges it but then brushes it off like what the hell man... DLKHJDK
Beau's judging Charlie for not being able to cook anything other than fried eggs when his mom can't cook anything at all TCH...
"Attractive as they all were, they could have worn garbage sacks and started a trend."
CAN THE CULLENS PLEASE DO THIS?
CAN THE CULLENS PLEASE DO THIS?
"Not that she wasn’t hot—she was super, mega hot—but not… approachable. Like, not even the Rock would dare to whistle at her, if you know what I mean."
IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OVER HOW GENUINELY FUNNY THIS LINE IS. THIS RULES I MIGHT DIE
IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OVER HOW GENUINELY FUNNY THIS LINE IS. THIS RULES I MIGHT DIE
young dumb and full of crumbs
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.