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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:09:04 )
edward: shows up in Bella's dream to seduce her in this

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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:10:05 )
THAT IMAGE WAS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE AND IT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER IM IN TEARS
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:13:30 )
Beau fell asleep, on his bed, still fully dressed with his BOOTS STILL ON??

HEATHEN. DISGUSTING. hope you like tracking SAND EVERYWHERE JERK. IN YOUR BED??? WHY WERE YOU STILL WEARING THEM IN THE HOUSE?? awful
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:14:42 )
don't know why I needed to read about Beau undressing to shower but, that happened
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:16:40 )
apparently he hated this CD Phil gave him and yet he's still listening to it just for background noise HMM

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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:17:24 )
Beau fired up his dial-up internet to google "vampire"
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:20:14 )
"Eventually I found a promising site—Vampires A–Z—and waited impatiently for it to load. The final page was simple and academic-looking, black text on a white background. Two quotes greeted me on the home page: "

HAHAHAHAHA LISTEN THIS PART IS KILLING ME because I absolutely know the kind of site he's talking about because that's the type of website I spend a majority of my childhood (and adult life) browsing on, looking up cryptids and mythological creatures, love that.

I woudn't exactly all that a credible source tho Beau, like "Vampires A-Z knows whats up" is so funny oh my god
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:21:15 )
also fan conventions confirmed for twilight universe
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 00:29:56 )
all this scene is doing is proving (once again) that Beau is an absolute dumbass?
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 01:05:08 )
"She was so happy to see me, I couldn’t help but feel responsive."

why do you talk like this? just say you were happy too
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 01:08:57 )
BEAU'S TALKING ABOUT THE "MAN CODE" AND I AUDIBLY GAGGED
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 01:09:26 )
hes using it as a way to get out of saying no to going on a date with McKayla
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/7 01:17:56 )
McKayla likes Jeremy now that she knows he likes her... huh I mean okay get it girl
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:19:19 )
man I fell outta reading this and Im back on this nonsense again.... so lets see... Im back reading my own notes here... mhm... ahh.. hmm oh I see.

so Beau sucks, alright
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:20:47 )
Edythe's not at school and Beau's all sweaty nervous because he thinks she SOMEHOW found out he googled vampire
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:22:36 )
vampires hacking cyberspace to find out what you google then shame you for it at school, typical teenage issues.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:24:42 )
once again I wish Charlie was my dad... fresh caught fish for dinner, hewwo
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:26:05 )
oh yeah unrelated I forgot to share this Life and Death headcanon I had so like

Charlie dates Sue in Twilight or whatever but now Sue's Saul in Life and Death, and Im going to just make the bold claim they would also date if this series continued.

so.. you know... bi Charlie once again confirmed.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:27:30 )
Beau gets into emotional funks over the weirdest stuff but I can't even judge because I do too so... whatever
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 05:28:38 )
he's ignoring his mommy to focus on his new lady love now
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young dumb and full of crumbs

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