- Your house?
Your phone?
The Porshe parked at the mall?
The bank vault?
The door to inner peace?
Tell me, tell me.
Forums Reaping Ritual 2021: Restless Slumber What do your keys unlock?
Your phone?
The Porshe parked at the mall?
The bank vault?
The door to inner peace?
Tell me, tell me.
Low, keep your head, keep your head low..........................................Oh, you gotta keep your head low...
I wish I had a Porsche locked in the mall but mine just open up my mailbox my drawer at work and my car/apartment
...If you wanna keep your head
Mr. Spider wants M̷̖̥͓̋͆́̚o̶̟͛̅r̴̨͍͔̦̰͙̈́e̵̝͑̆͐ 
- @Ruby: Karen have you been body snatched?
- I'm gonna see if my keys will unlock Zemo's cell at the Raft. >:D
❝ 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 ... ❞
My inheritance vault left by my really rich wizarding great grandparents. ;-;
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 ... ❞
My inheritance vault left by my really rich wizarding great grandparents. ;-;
❝ ... 𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕
𝒘𝒆'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆
𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 ❞
𝒘𝒆'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆
𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 ❞
『 Moody Says. . .』
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i have one key and it's for the garage but it doesn't actually work.
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i have one key and it's for the garage but it doesn't actually work.
- Gringott's Vault
ANY Gringott's Vault
Fear me
(˵◕ ᴥ ◕˵)ﾉ Hello there
I curently have only 2 keys
I live in an apartment that has a door downstairs that can only be opend witha key or if you ring the bell downstairs the people living there can answer via a telephone and open it with a button. So i have a key for that door and for the place i live in. However it also gets used by other ppl as the only other keys to the door downstairs belong to my grandma who has so many keys and keychains it takes half n hour to find the right keys lol
I live in an apartment that has a door downstairs that can only be opend witha key or if you ring the bell downstairs the people living there can answer via a telephone and open it with a button. So i have a key for that door and for the place i live in. However it also gets used by other ppl as the only other keys to the door downstairs belong to my grandma who has so many keys and keychains it takes half n hour to find the right keys lol
。.:☆*:･ヽ(˵◕ ᴥ ◕˵)
One of my keys open my secret snack stash that's hidden in the house
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
My keys don't unlock anything particularly interesting...
┤▒├ Hangout with me! ┤▒├
- Wish they'd unlock the cure for getting rid of anxiety....
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@Anarchist Beauty: Your keys unlock my heart OwO
Idk why but this thread really cracked me up when I saw it c':
Idk why but this thread really cracked me up when I saw it c':
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- @Vii: Aww yiss.
Gon' make myself right at home.
It made me laugh to think about it, so I made it. lol
I hope it bring entertainment to all.
And I hope this key unlocks Jeff Bezos house. >:D
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@Anarchist Beauty: Ain't that the truth |D Liquidate everything and you'd have a world's economy in your hands.
(for legal reasons that was a joke)
(for legal reasons that was a joke)
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- @Vii: I'll use another key to unlock his heart, convince him to marry me without a prenup and then
AND THEN I BE SOLVING SOME GREAT INJUSTICES OF THIS DAMN WORLD
(For legal reasons, this was also purely for the lulz.)
Anarchist Beauty:
- @Vii: I'll use another key to unlock his heart, convince him to marry me without a prenup and then
AND THEN I BE SOLVING SOME GREAT INJUSTICES OF THIS DAMN WORLD
(For legal reasons, this was also purely for the lulz.)
Becky please. Like you haven’t done this before 😘
- @Ruby: Excuse you, but my first husband died of natural causes.
And it was HIS idea to not get a prenup.
It's not my fault he croaked eight months later.
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Yanno if there's anything I can learn from this, it's that the list of reasons not to get married is pretty long, and the real struggle is finding someone for whom the list of "reasons to marry" is a lot longer c':
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[ often multitasking unsuccessfully ] | [ I may take a while to respond, but haven't forgotten you! ♥ ]
qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?
qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.