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Posted in I built a snowman Posted 3 years ago
@koneko:No, this was the first time i've built a snowman. Like really built a snowman. Not those lumps of snow and sticks I made when I was 5 years old. We had scarves and hats but I was too lazy to go dig them out.
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
@Purpsy:
Chocolate sculptures are for Halloween. As for the butter, I mean, it is America. Over the past decade we've cut out a lot of the butter obsession but there's still stuff like this, especially in the south where the soul food states are...and Wisconsin and Iowa. They have butter statues there that they've had bronzed. Paula Deen the Butter Queen didn't help matters with the cultural obsession.
Posted in I built a snowman Posted 3 years ago
With my dog last year. There's no snow this year. It's been disturbingly warm.
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
@Aisukohi: Reminds me of this. Different animal, same aesthetic. kind of.
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
@Purpsy:
Yep! Pure creamy American butter.
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
@Nephila: Yes, this is from America. I've never bought one of these sculptures but from what I understand is that they're popular in the southeast and southwest. They're more whimsical than functional. Also I looked up butter sculptures in Canada. I found things I honestly would've expected from America. Rural America.
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
@Kitalpha Hart:
I guess that means that you didn't put out your butter turkey either then? Well, you can always get on the ball with the trend next year. A good way to start off your Easter too with a butter bunny!
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
@Fading Kings:
That rhymes ,was that on purpose?
Posted in Have you put out the butter tree yet? Posted 3 years ago
Apparently this is a thing.

Posted in My dog in a dress Posted 3 years ago
@ChiffonOrange:
She can get cuter
Posted in I'm hungry, can I eat my mask? Posted 3 years ago
Yes? It's the closest thing to my mouth, why not? All I have to do is make a vacuum with my mouth, suck it in and then chew. Good fiber I bet. Yeah it probably has polypropylene in it but what doesn't have some form of plastic in it nowadays.
Posted in My dog in a dress Posted 3 years ago
Posted in Are Santa's elves just Arctic leprechauns? Posted 3 years ago
Just a thought
Or her...The last thing that you ate is what you have to name this pup. If you're curious, it's a Mauzer; a schnauzer Maltese mix.