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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:35:06 )
she remembered that he said "sorry" to her when he bumped into her at the airport and is mocking him for it IM...???

LISTEN IM PETTY BUT EVEN I COULDNT HOLD ONTO SOMETHING THIS STUPID FOR THAT LONG...
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:37:20 )
his clumsy ass stumbled so they drew guns on him...............

Im trying to put myself into the position of a 13 year old girl reading this for the first time and actually feeling like, any sort of tension from this
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:38:21 )
like okay hes clearly a high schooler but they think hes a plains clothes officer and when he explained that was just his dad they were like "lol baby pig" and Im dying a little
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:40:31 )
they wanna kill him to "keep him quiet" but like, keep him quiet from what?? this is so extra
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:42:46 )
okay FINALLY Edythe's here like I knew she'd be. took her long enough

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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:45:31 )
Edythe's trying to save him but hes being a little stupid dumbass
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:47:44 )
“Good,” I said. “Um, can I ask why you’re so mad? Did I do something?”

She exhaled in a sudden gust. “Don’t be stupid, Beau.”

“Sorry.”


LKDHLJKDHLJDKJDHLKJHDLKJHLKDHLKDHKJDD oh my god... this is so funny....
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:49:13 )
she keeps asking for a few minutes to calm down or something and he keeps being like "youre not going anywhere without me" like hes being protective or something when shes the one that just saved his stupid ass...
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:50:06 )
"Though her hand was as cold as I expected, my hand seemed to burn from the contact."

sounds...... unpleasant.......
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:51:39 )
EDYTHE OF THE COLD FINGERS, AND HER EYES ARE LONG 🎵

(i you ever watched the animated Return of the King movie read that in the tune of the Frodo song.... im very tired right now)
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:52:26 )
edited that last post I called Edythe Bella but honestly, you tell me the difference between any of these characters...
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:53:40 )
"I kept my hand lightly on hers, taking advantage of her closed eyes to stare openly. Slowly, the tension in her face started to relax until it was smooth and blank as a statue. A beautiful statue, carved by an artistic genius. Aphrodite, maybe. Was that the one who was supposed to be the goddess of beauty?"

YEUGH, PAH, GAG ME WITH A SPOON.
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:56:41 )
he said touching her hand was like holding a handful of ice cubes LKJHJHFJFKF
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:57:37 )
Edythe says the fact that the thugs wanted to shoot Beau "offended" her
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:58:41 )
“Who gets murdered in Port Angeles? What is it with you, Beau? Why does everything deadly come looking for you?”

sorry to break it to you Edythe but he's the main character in a bad teen romance book... comes with the territory...
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 10:59:25 )
Beau wont let her go kick their asses but theyre like yeah whatever about it now like iunno............. go tell the cops....
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 11:08:19 )
in Life and Death Edythe's bargaining with the boys to let her take Beau away with her with her ~feminine wiles~ by giving them a pretty smile while their jaws are literally dropping over her

in Twilight Edward just tells the girls in a "low voice full of authority" that he's taking Bella

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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 11:11:13 )
Edward: "I'm taking Bella to dinner"
Edythe: "I'm making Beau take me to dinner" (even though she's driving??)
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 11:14:47 )
Beau's stumbling over himself in order to hold the door to the Italian restaurant open for her... His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.... holding the door open to get some spaghetti...

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Voltie — boss baby Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/08/12 11:17:24 )
I'm ugly laughing the hot saw Edythe walk in and his eyes "bugged out" before he gave her a smarmy smile and deep bowed

hey Beau quick question, is your host literally a cartoon wolf?

I KEEP GOING BACK TO IT BUT LIKE COME ON. COME ON.... THE HOST HAD A FULL ON AWOOOOOOOGA MOMENT
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