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god Im in love with this random host character he's like full on trying to seduce Edythe with a cartoonish fancy man act... please Edythe let him be your Gomez.....

(in Twilight this characters just a bubbly host making goo goo eyes at Edward and Bella gives her shid for having fake blonde hair, tch)

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Edythe just did the whole 'sly tip to the waiter to get a better table trick'

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Edythe smiled at the host and he immediately went into a daze and like waddled away with their menus still in his hand

LIKE NEXT HES GOING TO HAVE AN EXTRA LONG TONGUE LULL OUTTA HIS MOUTH WHILE HE BASHES HIMSELF ON THE HEAD WITH A MALLET

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THEY HEARD THE WAITER TRIP AND FALL WHEN HE GOT INTO THE KITCHEN KDJHJKDD PRETTY GURL GOT 'IM HUH?

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the waiter's here now and he's also like "WOWZA" over Edythe

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"“Two Cokes,” she told him, and, almost like an experiment, she smiled a wide, dimpled smile right into his face

He actually wobbled, like he was going to keel over."

IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS ACTUALLY WHATS HAPPENING IN THIS STORY RIGHT NOW. Edythe and Beau are in a Tex Avery restaurant.

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okay now that the looney tune crew's gone theyre like 'oh yeah maybe we should talk about that near death thing"

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Beau thought about Edythe's toddy from his dream and he got flustered.

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the waiter's giving Beau stink eye for being with Edythe so you KNOW his cola's about to be spat in

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"It didn’t bother me at all that she was following me; instead I felt a strange surge of pleasure."

ew keep that one to yourself bud

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Beau just made a reference to Final Destination

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Edythe paid for dinner

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Edythe told him not to get caught up in antiquated gender roles which like good but also you took him out for dinner, we can agree now

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Beau keeps racing Edythe to be able to open doors for her, even her own car door KJDLKJHJDK

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okay chapter 8 done... I wanna read more but Im sleepy boy...

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I wanna sleep im tired but I cant so.... here we go again....

Beau's stuttering over his words like a nervous nerd

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Edythe just seems annoyed with Beau at all times and mood

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EDYTHE SAID SHE FOLLOWED BEAU BASED ON HIS SCENT... STINKY...

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Edythe can't read his thoughts and they're treating it like he's special but we all know: it's because he's dumb.

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Edward drove the car at 100 mph but Edythe is going 110 mph

she's the real badass

young dumb and full of crumbs

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