@Dread Pirate: It isn't abuse if you learn to duck. Its called a reflex test.
@koneko: Aww glad you are feeling better too! My hubby was like "I have a feeling 2019 is gonna be a great year for us!" and I am like lying there shivering with chills on my birthday and just rolling my eyes at him. I couldn't punch him cos my hands were under too many blankets.