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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:14:05 )


i think i missed the joke and the reasoning behind it lol

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Donator — Trashboat Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:17:49 )
@Deaa: because they’re scum and can’t appreciate daddy volkan for the delicious piece of meat that he truly is
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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:22:03 )


LMAO he really is kinda hot tho *lowkeythirst*

but in all seriousness, i'm just curious


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:24:15 )


@deaa: I'm in the same boat. I don't know why people are hating. He seems like a good guy and all. Not to mention he a cutie but that's besides the point. lmao I'd like to know why some people don't like him. D:


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Donator — She/her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:28:27 )


I don't know either, so when you know, let me know.

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Donator — he/him Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:30:56 )

@Laufeia: 'delicious piece of meat' IM-
okay true



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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:38:50 )


@totalanimefan: waiting for you to make an appearance

@goblin: oh wow a powerpoint *settles in*


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Donator — She/her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:43:15 )


@Deaa: Why is that? lol

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:48:17 )


WHOOPS sorry ; A; was trying to tag
@tsundererra: teehee


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/1 23:51:03 )


@goblin: A powerpoint huh? I better take notes.


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:10:33 )
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@Deaa: I was busy making a pie. Why make a thread if the question was mostly directed at me?

I hate him because he is always late, never reliable, never listens, uses our hard earned volts on his hair plugs, his pose looks like he is pinching his nipples at us, and he is the creepiest dad. Also, what Kiwi said. xD
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Give me reasons why you like him? More than he is a “hot daddy“. (Ya’ll blind, Vaughn is the hotter daddy, but he is equally creepy and sexist af.)




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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:13:17 )
@Deaa:
I didn't come into this wanting to hate him! I really didn't! but he crushed my brittle little spirit with his cruel neglect. DX

@Tsundererra: SING IT!

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:14:23 )
Nahh tbh, he is not that bad, he is just bad at his job. lol.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:22:02 )
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@Acid: YESSSS, ACID EXPERIENCED THIS FIRST HAND WITH ME. D’x We were left waiting for days... crying... trying to throw our money at him... I still have trauma from the experience.

Lau went through it too, but she kept making excuses for him. :’( Lau... I want you to know... I still love you. I WILL BE HERE FOR YOU WHEN VOLKAN UNWRAPS HIS GREASY HAIR OUTTA YOUR BRAINS!!!




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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:28:24 )
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He does. I saw it with my own eyes once when it was a chilly night. They poked a hole through his shirt and kept extending like it was Pinocchio’s nose. Then Vaughn came in like “Yum daddy, I love tootsie rolls.”
I left after that, but the trauma still lives...




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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:32:04 )
@kiwi: he...ummm....has what?????

@Tsundererra: it's like he hates money! He isn't human!
I think I should have guessed that just from what kiwi said.

the last thread didn't traumatize me but I think this one might.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:39:48 )
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@Acid: He prolly has too much of our money, and the amount we were giving him is just a drop in the bucket of wealth he gets a day. xD

This thread is going to keep you safe from him. If he catches you alone, he’ll reprogram you to sit on his lap and call him daddy.

@Laufeia: IT’S NOT NORMAL TO SIT ON HIS LAP AND CALL HIM DADDY.




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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:44:16 )
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Omg Kiwi, I’m dying. STAHP.
What if that’s Vaughn’s pet name for him? 👀
Have ya’ll ever seen the old tootsie roll commercials? That’s where my mind is at...




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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:53:19 )
@Tsundererra: lol! You are probably right, I bet he has one of those Scrooge McDuck vaults.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/2 00:56:27 )
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@Acid: He prolly swims in it too like Scrooge McDuck. xD That’s prolly what he was doing instead of doing his job.




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