Granted! But now all you have left for laundry are single, mismatched socks. At least they make for easy organizing! XDD;;

I wish I did not have to go to work today and tomorrow.

Granted! But the chef knows hes going to get fired the next day, so the food is horrible!

I wish I could think clearly.

Granted, but you laser focus on the opposite thing that you should be working on.

I wish I weren't watching WWE right now.

Granted, but your feet are burning hot!!

I wish someone made me lunch for the rest of the week.

Granted, but they're ALL corrupted.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

granted, you now have the best art of top ramen one could possibly make.

I wish for chai tea~

Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted but now they all turn against you, and they just want more and more and more until you have no more and are left with nothing but feeling bitter.

I wish my cat didn't sound like a literal human crying like a little girl whenever she wants to Guilt Trip me for treats.

Granted, but you are now a vampire and thirst for blood.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted, But it was at the cost of three underage, poorly paid workers.

I wish I could be in multiple places at once.