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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/6 17:43:08 )


Granted but it gives you a stomachache!

I wish for good weather

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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/6 19:39:19 )
(Not sure if you playful cuties noticed but the first page has been updated with page 3 and 6 winners. Prizes will be given out after the event though. :) )

Granted Nyuu, good weather comes just for you but floods and storms everywhere else in the world and you are hated for making such a selfish wish!

I wish my brother @Spark: has a fun time playing his game that just released as an event, today!
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/6 19:42:23 )
Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~


Granted but he has so much fun that everything that comes afterwards is anticlimatic and he'll never have fun ever again because nothing could be as fun as his game.

I wish I would wash the dishes for once

Oh man I didn't even realise there were prizes, oops lmao



Does it please you, Master Dowan~?
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Npc — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/6 19:44:21 )
WHY WOULD YOU DO ME LIKE THAT, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS DIPPER.
Haha jk.

Granted, you do it only once and never again and you live in filth for the rest of your life.

I wish Frizz knew how much I adore her as a little sister in the most accurate way that I feel in my feathery heart.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/6 19:52:45 )
Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~


asdfghjkl you consider yourself my friend? ;w;

Granted but Static feels neglected and plots to start a Voltra War just to get back at both of you.

help why am i doing this to the beautiful NPCs

I wish I could see the Immoral Bird Man one more time (yes I mean immoral)



Does it please you, Master Dowan~?
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 01:21:56 )
Granted, but that's all you ever see for forever? (honestly idek whats goin on in that wish and it looks like no one else does and i just want the game to continue. XD)

I wish these Tater-tots were crispier.
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 02:11:38 )
Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted, so crispy that you chip a tooth on em'!

I wish I'd stop getting that rippy skin thing next to my nails that essentially unzips my flesh.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 02:58:09 )
@millet: Oh Geez you made me cringe!

Granted, it's no longer next to your nails, but now it's next to your scalp by every hair follicle that a hair falls out of or gets pulled out of.


I wish that mosquitoes would just go away.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 06:17:22 )
Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~


lmao check my profile for the beautiful Immoral Bird Man lmao

Granted but a swarm of evil vampires take their place.

I wish I could do well on these tests.



Does it please you, Master Dowan~?
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"I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing."

Ping me for a response.

"Someday, somewhere, somehow..."

Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 15:18:12 )
Granted! But they are the last tests you will succeed at. Hopefully you don’t have any more tests in life...

I wish to find awesome during my thrifting travels today!
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 17:33:17 )


Granted but you'll regret it, aw :c

I wish for great weather tomorrow!

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Questing: click here!

Donator — Yes Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 17:49:52 )
Granted, but every day after that will be horrible weather for everyone everywhere.

I wish for free ice cream all around.
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Voltie — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 18:39:53 )

Granted but you'll have a constant brain freeze everyday if you eat it.

I wish I didn't have to do math T_T


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Npc — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 19:13:50 )
Granted, but as a result you lose all mathematical skills and need to live with a place that has an on site social worker
to do everything for you such as count your bills, tally your groceries, etc.

I wish Static would hop on and corrupt some wishes, with us!
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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 21:07:05 )
Granted! Buthe falls asleep half way through and then sdfsjhgzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

I wish for a big tub of chocolate ice cream!
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 21:14:58 )
....grrantEd....y-yoour organnns freeeze ....c-conSTRICT...& y-you die.

................It wishes...for...d-desIREs and NO paiiinn.
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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 21:31:16 )
@Anon: Well then, that happened. LOL

Granted! FAR, FAR AWAY. But with cake, and happiness and friends. I feel bad wrecking this one, sorry.

I wish for fun and merriment!
:vreg-celebrate:
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Npc — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 22:41:25 )
Granted Kozi, but without the hard times, we have nothing to learn from. So societies idea of fun and merry turns out after centuries to be really rather morally dissapointing.

I wish to get more winners in my event thread!
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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/7 23:31:55 )
Granted! But your shipment of prizes drove off of a cliff. Hope you like writing out LOTS of I.O.U.s.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bounty land~~


Közi (“Kouji.”)
He/him


Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 00:16:17 )
Granted, but now you have to go to work on Christmas.

I wish that I had perfect vision!
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Please ping! I get distracted easily.

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