Anarchist Beauty:
Good morning students!
I'm thinking I might do my little joke morning announcements like I had done at Solia while I was still active there 5 million years ago.
Here are a few examples of my little joke announcements, let me know what you think of them and if it would be something fun to do here!
There you go and I hope they amuse you as much as they amused me writing them (and finding them again!).
Good morning students!
I'm thinking I might do my little joke morning announcements like I had done at Solia while I was still active there 5 million years ago.
Here are a few examples of my little joke announcements, let me know what you think of them and if it would be something fun to do here!
Good morning students!
Here's your daily #HogwartsAnnouncement and reminder that just because it's October doesn't mean the Forbidden Forest is suddenly open to the public! It is still a dark, dangerous, and forbidden place to be. Keep on the school approved grounds or we'll let whatever is in that forest eat you.
Also, your Care of Magical Creatures class has been cancelled for the day as Hagrid has a cold.
Have a magical day!
Here's your daily #HogwartsAnnouncement and reminder that just because it's October doesn't mean the Forbidden Forest is suddenly open to the public! It is still a dark, dangerous, and forbidden place to be. Keep on the school approved grounds or we'll let whatever is in that forest eat you.
Also, your Care of Magical Creatures class has been cancelled for the day as Hagrid has a cold.
Have a magical day!
Good morning students!
I hope you all are enjoying our Halloween Event and I would like to remind several first years that spotting Sir Nicholas does not count as finding a ghost.
I hope you all are enjoying our Halloween Event and I would like to remind several first years that spotting Sir Nicholas does not count as finding a ghost.
This afternoons #hogwartsannouncement will be about St. Patrick's Day which is tomorrow!
Do NOT under ANY circumstances jinx or otherwise charm someone for not wearing green. As it has always been a GENTLE pinch, such as one you'd give your grandmother! Nothing more.
Please note that Slytherin's are NOT excluded just because of their House uniform. You, too, must have another object of green on or you are fair game. Do not go crying to your Head of House because some Hufflepuff laid their hands on you. Suck it up and wear some green.
Teachers are NOT to be pinched. You may, however, poke them with your wand. And no, you may not ask Professor Longbottom if his boxers are green! Only I can do that.
Please remember to be safe and respectful of others tomorrow and don't cause an incident! We don't need to give Filch anything more to whine about.
Do NOT under ANY circumstances jinx or otherwise charm someone for not wearing green. As it has always been a GENTLE pinch, such as one you'd give your grandmother! Nothing more.
Please note that Slytherin's are NOT excluded just because of their House uniform. You, too, must have another object of green on or you are fair game. Do not go crying to your Head of House because some Hufflepuff laid their hands on you. Suck it up and wear some green.
Teachers are NOT to be pinched. You may, however, poke them with your wand. And no, you may not ask Professor Longbottom if his boxers are green! Only I can do that.
Please remember to be safe and respectful of others tomorrow and don't cause an incident! We don't need to give Filch anything more to whine about.
There you go and I hope they amuse you as much as they amused me writing them (and finding them again!).
