So, right
I'm walking in the grocery store with fiance'
my adhd rattling off on tangents and mild rants about double standards and sexism in the workplace
I very much talk with my hands, ok
so my dumbass was making a point when my hands decided that they needed to emphasize the word tits

That is when I suddenly locked eyes with a random old man who was unfortunate to appear at the end of the aisle, in front of me, as I've got my hands on my boobs

and he walks to the next aisle, disappearing

my fiance was rolling, while I doubled like ohgodwhydididothat
:vanora_embarrassed:
I really ought to keep myself in check when I'm in public

@Totalanimefan:
I knoooow
but thank you to the old man for looking away respectfully and moving on! :vanora_sweat:

Honestly you sound like a fun person to hang out with. You've got character! And that's definitely something to be happy about. Imagine being a stick in the mud. c':

I've kinda gotten to the point of "assert dominance" so I'll double down on awkward things to maintain "power" and prevent the other party from using it against me. Kinda like, make fun of yourself first, and then nobody else can make fun of you? Idk. |D

@milkshake: That is honestly hilarious. You probably made that guy's day; so long as you made someone laugh, I consider that a successful social interaction, indirect or otherwise. c:

Sorry Im bad at replying on decent timing, work work work xd

@Minerva:
Oh gosh I try to do that too, make jokes on myself before someone else can. But I probably do it wrong so either way people make fun of me :'''D
I have a serious lack in social skill these days! But when I'm with my partner I get the most relaxed and outward, and thats when silly moments like these happen xD


@blue:
oh goodness lmao manakins could have feelings too!