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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 05:44:17 )
Apparently this is a thing.

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Donator — She/Her Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 05:53:46 )
My arteries feel clogged just looking at those butter logs.
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Donator — Whatever Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 06:05:28 )
Are ya ready, guyz?!

What in the fuck???

Put ya guns awn!
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 12:07:15 )
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That rhymes ,was that on purpose?
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 12:34:23 )
@Kitalpha Hart:
I guess that means that you didn't put out your butter turkey either then? Well, you can always get on the ball with the trend next year. A good way to start off your Easter too with a butter bunny!
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 13:21:34 )

First time i've seen anything like this :')
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 13:44:40 )
Well this is unusual, and very weird. There would probably be some strange conversations at the dinner table with either of these! "Hey Auntie, can you pass me the butter turkey? I want to chop off its head". The tree just looks gross and would probably fly across the room if anyone tried to use it.






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Donator — she/they Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 14:10:07 )
It looks like that is either the optimum shape for butter retrieval , or the absolute worst... Either way, its the only christmas tree I'd allow in my house.
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Donator Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 14:15:42 )
hmm since I come from a house where butter is kept in the fridge
this would never see the light of day haha

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isn't that lovely, isn't that cool and isn't that cruel

Donator — She/Her Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 16:16:54 )
I'm pretty sure they have butter lambs for Easter? I don't personally buy any butter that's not shaped like a stick but I've heard of these lol.
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Donator Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 16:47:30 )

    interesting XD i dunno what i would do if someone from my family showed up with one of these bad boys......

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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 17:12:36 )
@Vampiretaco: oh wow never seen this really different
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Donator — He/him Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 18:46:11 )
I can already see this melting all over my counter nooo so cute, though!!
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/7 20:06:26 )
For the record, I've seen the butter turkey at the store where I work over Thanksgiving.
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/8 01:44:59 )
There's something foul about the air here...

Oh no! I almost forgot! Gotta always make sure to set one out or Smördjur will drink all fizzy apple juice and eat all the holiday cookies :viodead:


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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/8 08:32:19 )
@Nephila: Yes, this is from America. I've never bought one of these sculptures but from what I understand is that they're popular in the southeast and southwest. They're more whimsical than functional. Also I looked up butter sculptures in Canada. I found things I honestly would've expected from America. Rural America.
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/8 18:23:06 )


Ohh I never heard of this!
So is a christmas tree made out of butter? (・д・)

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Donator — She/Her Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/8 18:34:48 )
I've never heard of this, but it looks pretty amusing.

I'd like to throw it in a sauce pan and watch it melt just 'cause. xD Throw a witch hat over the tree top (probably made of a broad-leaved herb, like bay leaf) and pretend it's the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz..."I'm melting! Meeeelting!! Ohhh, what a world!!!"

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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/8 20:23:12 )
@Purpsy:
Yep! Pure creamy American butter.
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Voltie Posted 3 years ago ( 2020/12/8 20:30:08 )
@Aisukohi: Reminds me of this. Different animal, same aesthetic. kind of.
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