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@Tuijp: I mean...I just gave you mint cookies..right there...its waiting for you to use them in so many gloriously evil ways..HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: He has bigger things to worry about than your silly bingo charity. Senpai will never notice you!..NEVER.
@Tuijp: ...*sings*...I'm a little princess....*while buying a truck full of peanuts, writes "The Brig" in bold red paint on the side of the truck*

@Mica: If he refuses to perform, THROW HIM IN THE BRIG!!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: This is not a sustainable business model! Where are the profits?! Inefficiency...it makes me wanna strangle you. Though..come to think of it you can do your charity here, and I can steal your business idea, put it in the arcade and make money off of it!
@Tuijp: *notes down peanuts for future reference*..hmm?.. oh don't mind me. (also, mint =eew)
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: You should charge an entrance fee! Then it goes into the prize pool. More players = bigger prizes!
@Mica: Oh Mica don't be like that! Don't beg! Your establishment is too good for the likes of them, they pay YOU to let them perform on stage!
@Mica: Thats right! Show them who's the boss, master negotiator!
@Tuijp: Aren't you afraid of the po po?
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: ....I see...*checks Tuijp's nose*...hmm...
@Mica: Not in this place of business! D:
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: so whats the itty bitty 2 for? Wait...is it..to throw at a certain...type of person with little to no clothing?
@Tuijp: If you never strip you will be a poor stripper
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: what do you need exactly 252 ohms for?