Jellyaris's posts

Eat the whole jar and then work out in a single, feverish hour. The line between healthy and self-destructive is thin, but we walk it hard.

Oh hey long time no see or whatever.

So I finally had to bury my favorite jacket, a 9-year-old grey Columbia jacket. It has served me well over the years. The jacket pocket zipped up and just couldn't muster the strength to unzip.

As my hand froze to death, I thought a dysfunctional pocket was as good an excuse as any, so I bought a Captain Marvel jacket to celebrate my new favorite superhero.

It gets here tomorrow and I can't wait to wear it to work. Fuckin love nerd paraphernalia and this is just subtle enough to pass in a professional environment.

It's an October Wednesday y'all

I'd save it for the next tax season so anything remaining is definitely mine and I don't fall into an IRS trap.

@vengeance: I LIKE THE UGLY ONE LMAO. It looks like a witch's house.

I work for a home building company so this is basically what I do all day pfftt. Apparently my tastes are not to be trusted.

I'm dedicating my lunch break to inktober this month. I probably won't get one done every day but dammit I'm determined to wind up with 31 pieces.

All y'all's inktober pieces are coming along nicely

@okios: Woo! Thanks!

@okios: I'll sell them to you :)

@RainbowPanda: I can sell you the other 1 of each :)

I gotta admit a while back when I saw the teaser silhouette of that scarecrow I thought it was Jesus on the cross lmao

Thanks for the Halloweeny items!

Holy shit.

That first sketch is particularly adorable.

I hate bubble tea. I've tried it multiple times, but could never get into it. The texture and the flavors are all awful imo.

Now my husband makes fun of me for it. When we pass a bubble tea place, he points it out, "Kelsey look! It's your favorite!" and then laughs for himself.

I'm at work and just spent 10 minutes in the bathroom on my phone to read this story. There was drama, there was humor, there was romance, there was a cute animal sidekick...

Gotta say I wish this site had personal tagging so I could tag you as "bat hero."

Shame about Oreo though.

@Vregory: It wasn't outside when I got home so I'm pretty sure it's dead. ...Just in case you weren't already devastated.

@Mousy: This actually made me laugh in real life. I'm sorry for chucking you unceremoniously into the front yard in the middle of the night, then poking you with my keys the next morning.

@Millet:
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@nyreen: I would probably just torch the place and move lol. Bats ARE pretty cute when there's no way they'll fly at me or give me rabies, though. They're cute at the zoo. And on the internet.

@Amber Lynne: I'm certain an invasion of hammies is heaven.