You see, kiwi is actually a sentient smoothie.
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You see, kiwi is actually a sentient smoothie.
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I love Kiwi as a person, but omg kiwis and strawberries are 2 fruits I despise. xD
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Kiwi, you don't need to apologize! I just didn't know there were so many fruits on Voltra.
Should we be worried about a fruit cult taking over? >.>
kiwi killing me at work again
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Yo, my birb won’t even eat kiwis, and he eats his own poop. ): They’re a unique fruit, but just a mix of everything that has me going nope.
Mangoes are one of my favorite fruits, though I do like the name Daddy Shrek. It killed me the first time I saw it posting.
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I like kiwi, but sometimes it gets a little mushy. Strawberries though, I will eat those every day. I used to be allergic when I was little and I'd still eat them. Thankfully I can enjoy them now without breaking into a rash.
Mallow
TumbleweedMy Sons
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I used to like kiwis as a kid, but now they’re just annoying. xD
I hate strawberries soooo much, and it kills me because they’re so popular and can be found everywhere.
It looks like you killed your food allergy by building up tolerance. That dedication.
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"I don't make the rules"
That's what they all say, until they take over and start making the rules!
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He is like a dinosaur flighted dog. xD I have to wipe his poo immediately or he’ll be like “woo wot this? CHOMPCHOMP”
Also, I worked with a guy who would eat a kiwi with the skin on. D’x
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Linaaaaa noooooo, Kiwi is a bazillion times better than Volkan! Only evil, corrupt people need nipple lasers. True leaders use their heart and words to get results.
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That’s what I said! Kiwis are hella hairy, and I asked him if the fur doesn’t irritate his mouth or throat, and he said he can’t feel them. D: It was always cringy watching him eat it.
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KIWI FOR MAYOR! BOOOOOO VOLKAN! He uses his titsie lasers for personal gain and wealth, while the common voltie is struggling collecting older rigs and living post to post on a delay. )’:
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The truth behind Reaping Ritual 2019
Art by the rightful Mayor, Kiwi
Living post to post on a delay XD
You are the funniest people!
Using titsie lasers for good has my vote!
I am finally at my computer!!!
Though not for long because i need to wash bowls to go with dinner. which i hope my family likes because i made a random stew that i threw cans of stuff and spices and potatoes into because i needed to use them and make something i didn't need to watch.
yay crockpots.
So i've missed a ton of conversation >.<
i hope so. xD my children like to be picky. I think i'll add cheese to it or something.
Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.
Omg, you can’t just put cheese on everything! Only select items are cheeseable!
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.