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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:21:41 )
Good to know we all need to get enemas after swimming in the ocean.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:22:39 )
Waterpark sand is horrible. I always get scrapes from them. ):
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:22:45 )
if you're talking about the sperm whale, they don't really have sperm
if you're talking about them getting off underwater then I guess we should include shark sperm xDDD
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Donator — Ze/Zir Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:23:01 )
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ocean good sand bad

also the ocean over here in cali has lots of fools gold so not only are you no longer dying from the heat, you're also sparkly~


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Donator — Ze/Zir Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:23:25 )
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listen you can't kink shame them about what they do in their own house just cause you want to visit with your kids without warning

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:23:31 )
the good thing about waterparks is having NO sand, why do they want to make it more like a beach like that? pls
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:24:29 )
How do I send them a warning
do they have facebook
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Donator — Ze/Zir Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:24:53 )
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no you just have to yodel into the night and hope a whale is passing by to hear it and tell everyone else

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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:25:03 )
Omg, shark and whale sperms remind me that DOLPHINS ARE RAPISTS. Another reason to stay out the water.
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:25:37 )
dang, but what if I'm coming from really far away???


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Donator — Ze/Zir Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:25:44 )
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yeah stay away from dolphins lmao

they look cute but they're pure evil


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Donator — Ze/Zir Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:25:56 )
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you gotta phone a friend

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:26:06 )
don't dolphins just rape other dolphins?
still disguting but that means we're in the clear
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:26:38 )
You really are an unending source of sea knowledge huh
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:27:44 )
I read that they try to rape people. Like they’ll rub their shlongs on humans. I saw another article that talks about some dolphins dragging swimmers to underwater rape caves. )x
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:28:45 )
WHAT
someone need to remake free willy
but this time renamed arrest willy
and willy's willy
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Donator — Ze/Zir Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:29:27 )
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ha...haha....dolphins are well known to rape people, and they also will bite the heads off fish to use their bodies as uh...holes.......

killer whales ARE the largest type of dolphin, so


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:31:33 )
LOL! Free Willy’s Nilly. xD
I did not know about that head biting fact doe... Their sea dicks are like the size of a human leg too. What fish are they... uh... doing that to?
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:32:08 )
Also, 2 pages left!
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/30 04:32:11 )
kill killer whales!!! why is japan killing the wrong whales!!!
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