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Forums General Chit-Chat Loud fart gives away suspect’s hiding spot, leads to arrest

Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 00:35:17 )
You can’t make this stuff up.
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/loud-fart-gives-away-suspect-s-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest
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Donator — Trashboat Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 00:58:05 )
oh.my....well that's embarrassing. He really couldn't hold it huh? Perhaps it was the substance he took? xD
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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 01:00:28 )
@Laufeia: maybe it was? Lol!

Also how did it end up in the welcome forum? I posted this in the general chit chat....
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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 01:04:38 )
Also tagging @ArtoftheFart: was this you?
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 02:25:58 )
This is fantastic!
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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 02:38:23 )
@Mousy: I saw this on twitter and I couldn’t stop laughing!
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 02:40:33 )
@taffy: Do you watch Brooklyn 99? i can totally see this being a plot twist on that show.
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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 02:42:07 )
@Mousy: no I don’t but I know it’s super funny. This totally sounds like something from a TV show instead of a real news story lol (also could you move this thread to the general chit chat forum)
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 03:01:20 )
@taffy: I sure can!
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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 03:39:34 )
@Mousy: thank you. Now maybe more people will see this amazing story.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 10:42:51 )



Getting arrested like that must stink

@Mousy: it totally sounds like it’s from their show

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Donator — She/her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 16:58:11 )


@Tuijp: ugh your puns lol you are going to turn into an old man soon lol

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Donator — Winchester Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 17:03:33 )



@Totalanimefan: what do you mean, soon?
Youngsters nowadays... I remember when I was your age!

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Donator — She/her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 18:02:16 )


@Tuijp: but we are all different ages

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Donator — Winchester Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/11 18:46:23 )



@Totalanimefan: exactly and that is why I get to call you “youngster”

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Donator — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/07/13 16:49:47 )
That's me as a criminal tbh
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