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Forums Anniversary Party 2018 I wish I didn't have whiplash!

Donator — Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 00:23:04 )
Granted, but you're easily distracted + entranced by anything that moves.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 00:30:34 )
Granted, but now you are horribly thirsty.

I wish my face weren't trying to break out.
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 00:31:54 )
granted, but you're extremely thirsty instead

i wish vreg would accept my friend request so i could have a total of 1 friend
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 00:44:25 )
Granted, but now EVERYONE is taking pity on you and sending friend requests, but you only wanted 1 friend.


I wish I could just live on this couch.
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Donator — Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 00:57:16 )
(let me make that wish you foiled a reality)

granted, but you'd die without the couch.

I wish okios accepts my friend request
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 01:56:46 )
granted, after vreg accepts my friend request.

i wish vreg would notice me soon. YwY
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sayonara cheesecakes ( 0 ڡ≦)ゞ✩◄-gallery-►

Voltie — HIM Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 01:58:38 )
Granted, but he just wants to eat you cuz you're a lobster.

I wish I could hold all these limes.
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Donator — Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 02:09:40 )
Granted, but you have to hold them in your coconuts.
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I wish I had x-ray vision.
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Voltie — HIM Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 02:18:50 )
Granted, but you can't turn it off, and it gives people cancer when you look at them.

I wish for lods of emone

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc[/youtube]
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Wardrobe/Art Collection

Art by kiwi


Donator — Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 02:25:55 )
LOLOLOLOL.

Granted, but this time Manchester United won.

I wish for gender equality.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 14:04:35 )
Granted, but then another species comes to invade and we’re all equally inadequate.

I wish I could breathe through my nose again
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 17:49:47 )
Granted. But now you're so sensitive to smells... like, you can feel someone in this page needs a bath. stat.

I wish my legs weren't sore
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 22:47:58 )
Granted, but now they're just gone.

I wish my house would clean itself
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Donator — Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 23:27:42 )
Granted, but your house threw you out with the garbage as well.

I wish i win at every game.
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Ping me

Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/8 23:36:56 )
@eruca: DAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGG!
@Frizz: Did you see that? ^^^^

ANYWAY,
Granted, but no one ever plays with you, so it's only a win by default.

I wish I could judge a cooking competition on food network.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/9 00:52:08 )
Granted, it's about the worst cooks in the world using almost no money.

I wish I had slept enough last night
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/9 01:30:41 )
Granted, but now you won't sleep at all tonight.

I wish my face would clear up in time for pictures on Tuesday.
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Please ping! I get distracted easily.

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