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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:02:29 )
@Tuijp: Good. I have a plan for when she pushes me past my tolerance levels.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:09:01 )


There is always a market

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:09:41 )
I promise mister NSA guy this is not for really reals.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:11:00 )


Same goes for you, mister FBI sir

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:12:26 )
And you CIA dude.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:27:39 )


And Interpol, Europol, The Russians and Mossad (happy pass-over to you guys)

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 13:29:55 )
Lol yes to all of you. I'm not really going to sell my cousin to a freak show. That sounds like a lot of work anyway.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 14:03:40 )


Yeah and what will you get for her anyway? A free ticket to a show far, far away?

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 14:07:12 )
Yeah probably. Most likely a limited time offer ticket that'll be more expensive on using it.
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Voltie — Vampire Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 14:19:08 )
@boris: The smell of fear is not far off. >)
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 14:34:16 )
Fear kinda stinks, like old garbage.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:02:20 )


That wasn't the smell of fear. That was my dog's fart.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:05:05 )
Man your dog must've had an animal crawl up there and die.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:06:56 )


He had some fresh meat yesterday.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:07:36 )
Man it must tear his stomach.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:09:21 )


He always has bad farts, but even more after fresh meat or any kind of beans (what he loves). But at least he doesn't do it like Woezel. She sits down with you, farts, looks at you all happy.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:09:58 )
Lol because of course she does.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:11:19 )


She loves to fart and thinks it funny. Especially when you say "did you just fart?"

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:12:37 )
Tiny likes to lay on your head when she lets one rip.
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Donator — King Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/03/31 15:35:44 )
My roommates dog was being doofy omday and started barking but when he let out the first one it sounded like a mans fart and we both died
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