~*Dad Joke Junction*~ - Voltra Online

Ghostie

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I love a good dad joke - who doesn't? My dream is to be able to log into Voltra, click a button and BAM! Dad jokes galore.

Please help me make my dream come true and post any and all dad jokes you can think of here for me.

I'll start:

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

What did the car say to it's tires? Thanks for keeping it wheel!

What is Mozart's favorite trap song? Bach and Boujee.

Ghostie

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No one has a good dad joke for me?

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

I saw an ad in a shop window that said “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full”. I thought: “I can’t turn that down”.

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pixiebuns

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty.

ping me
Art in sig by Seo
Art in post by Cedes
❤ Hangout ❤

Burntcicle

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My friend told me this the other day. How did Harry get fown the hill.
He walked..
J.k rolling (Rowling)

Ghostie

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@pixiebuns: hehehehehe

@Burntcicle: that is one of my favorites!

Ghostie

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What is forrest gump's wifi password?

1forrest1

Lithium

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Why does Peterpan always fly?
He NEVERLANDs.
Ha. Ha.

Foever in my heart
Spookums 11/25/18

Angus 6/23/19

Mom 6/29/19

Dad 11/29/2021

Ghostie

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@Lithium: Ha! Thank you for your contribution :3

Dread Pirate

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Why cant vampires go into the grave yard? Because its wholey

Dressed as goblins!
Do it all again!
See the friends all again!

BranwenEmbers

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Whats high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio

Whats Black and White Black and White Black and White Black and White Black and White Black and White Black and White? A penguin rolling down a hill
Whats Black and White and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

There is something haunting in the light of the moon;
It has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

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