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Voltie — boss baby Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:06:53 )
apparently it tastes awful

in the 80s a dude illegally killed one and his wife cooked it with turnips and they were like 'oh it tastes awful we just tossed it out'

LIKE... WACK... at least commit...


otherwise it's a mystery and nobody knows exactly since nobody eats them, go figure
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:08:03 )
apparently country raccoon tastes better than the garbage eatin' city boys which isn't surprising
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:08:10 )
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@koneko: I was trying to find a vid of it on YouTube, but nope. What would you do if Hiro bff’d a lizard creature in your house? Your cats already bff’d the ghosts.




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Voltie — She/They Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:08:15 )
Just one page to go for the next recolor~

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Donator — Frog bless Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:09:24 )

We do have racoons here but they mostly keep to themselves. Unless they're hiding babies in your chimney.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:09:38 )
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Watch the next recolor be a rainbow deer. I kinda want that galaxy/starry pattern on the deer.




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Voltie — boss baby Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:10:05 )
I got down rabbit holes because when you google one, google suggests like 'related searches' and offers me all kinds of animal tastes

and Im like "hmm... well now I GOTTA know..."
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Voltie — She/They Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:10:19 )
Oh, a rainbow or galaxy deer would be really pretty!

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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:10:21 )


ooooo the starry pattern would look awesome.


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Donator — Frog bless Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:10:38 )

lol vintage that's a slippery slope
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:11:07 )
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Cosmic deer is my ideal deer. xD But I will accept any color that isn’t crocodile.




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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:11:16 )


*bouncing baby on lap* I no longer have free hands.


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Donator — Frog bless Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:11:30 )

I thought the deer already had stars on it?
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:11:59 )


is rainbow bad?


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Voltie — She/They Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:12:02 )
Ah, I'm not really a fan of the crocodile color either. I still think pink would be nice

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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:12:11 )
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How are you typing, Sha? Is the baby typing for you? What a smart girl.




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Donator — Frog bless Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:12:30 )

I see the coons sometimes when I'm pulling in the alley like, nope that not a cat.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:13:03 )
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone wear the crocodile color on here. xD Pink would be soooo nice. I love all the pink colors we have.




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Voltie — boss baby Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:13:05 )
i'm very hungry now honestly...

might mess around and walk to the store later, finally buy some beef and veggies... make a stir fry...
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Voltie — She/They Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/01/4 21:13:34 )
We reached page 225! Now 25 pages to go to unlock the next stage~

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