Gatorlec's posts

I never upgraded to windows ten. I still have eight. What was the security flaw, did they say?

@Riveraka: Tbh I never intended on having a single kid. But I was not careful and I ended up really liking being a dad. After my first, my late wife decided to not use birth control but also not try to conceive. And then after she had our third (the 18 year old daughter) she got her tubes tied. And two other mothers (I have four baby Mama's) decided not to tell me they messed up their birth control. : /

But obviously I love my kiddos either way.

My ex wife called it heart rate stimulation in a can. She also said she thought it tastes like bull piss and I don't know if she just hates it that much because she's a coronary care nurse and she doesn't approve of any energy drink or if she really thinks that's what bull piss tastes like.

@Riveraka: Lol I have no idea. It's not like I'm the most patient man either. Babies are stressful, mentally. Toddlers are stressful physically because you have to chase them around, pull stuff out of their mouths constantly and shit. I had forgotten how tired I get with toddlers in the house until my youngest started walking. Now he runs. And is Toddler-zilla. Haha.

For a while, one of my girls wanted to be a pro wrestler named The Crusher. So while I was saying that my boys enjoy wrestling with each other, so did she but not so much anymore. Now she wants to be a cowgirl because she loves horses.

It's weird what brains do.

The cat acts up and I always yell my two year old son's name at her.

At work, first shift was coming in and instead of good morning, I said, "Goodbye". He's like, "I just got here..." I told him it's because third shift is tiring on the brain.

@Riveraka: I have 11 kids. A 22 year old daughter, a 19 year old son, an 18 year old daughter, a 13 year old son, an 8 year old boy and girl who are twins, a 7 year old son (will turn 8 in March), a set of triplets (two boys and a girl) who just turned 8 and a 2 year old son.

I also have a 3 year old grandson and a 3 month old granddaughter.

My kids enjoy pretend and some enjoy arts more than others. Most of them like learning new things and one is a serious couch potato. The boys enjoy wrestling each other.

@Totalanimefan: Oldest friend, age wise is a family friend named Liz who's in her 90's. She worked with my mom when we first moved here.

Oldest friend, time wise is my friend from high school, Miranda. We don't talk much anymore because we're busy but we're always those kinds of friends who can pick up like we just saw each other yesterday. It's how it goes when you're my age. I met her in a class, I don't even remember what it was but we hit it off instantly.

Oldest internet friend I have is a friend from Thailand named Chewa who I've been in contact with for a decade now. I met her on interpals.

@inatlaka: Gracias. I'm under the blankets as my kids jump around and screech. They don't care. Lol

@Jolly: My throat was really only sore the first day thankfully. I do drink lemon and ginger tea with honey in it for sore throats though.

@Totalanimefan: Do you still have it? I still do.

@inatlaka: I'm so far in the hole, money wise that I would rather not.

@PurpdaBurpPurp: Colds suck. Not the worst. I've had meningitis before and I think that was my worst and now I can't drink red Gatorade anymore thanks for nothing meningitis... ) : < Lol

For real though, ones that won't quit suck so much.

Ah, nice! Lucky for that. I was unfortunately so grouchy on Christmas that my kids apparently called me the Grinch when I wasn't in the room.

@Miss Sandman: The flu has been bouncing back and forth between my brother and his four kids for like, 2 weeks now.

@khadijacandy: I'm still sick but I'm in debt, so I'm not seeing the doctor.

@Bearzerker: You too, my friend!

My Dad told me that if you flush ticks down the toilet, they'll swim back up and bite onto the tip of your ding-a-ling. So I was scared to use the toilet during tick season.

Also, gonna sound mildly sexual but I promise you it's not: sucking things. Lmao okay though let me explain. I was sucking on an ice cube and it went down my throat and I panicked and couldn't breathe until it projectile launched out of my throat and into the other room (I was in the doorway). My mom was a paramedic and she taught me how to use the Heimlich on myself. To this day I will not suck anything.

I have ornithobia, fear of birds. I was attacked by my ex's bird, so this wasn't when I was a kid and for no reason but I just wanted to mention it.

But! I used to live in Ireland and near the ocean. I don't remember this specifically, it's something that I was told. My uncle brought me to the ocean and I didn't want to go in but he insisted and carried me into the water and lowered me into it. The second my feet hit the water, I cried and shook and I even peed myself (I was a toddler to be fair). I still hate the ocean and I can't explain why.

@Jolly: Kinda gross but I swallow the mucus I hack up, which my doctor said is why I'm still sick and coughing so hard. Also, I'm a lung cancer survivor, so she's been getting pissy with me that I won't listen to her.

Waking up into a hacking fit is the worst, I feel your pain.

The wheezing is absolutely annoying and I can't take it. It's like listening to a fly buzzing around your ear except for the fact that it's you, so you can't just go in another room. Lol.

Thank you!

And if I have to listen to myself wheeze much longer I'm going to go mad.

Multiple Switchfoot concerts, Breaking Benjamin and 3 Days Grace.

@Queen of Trash: Oh! That's quite a bit of rodent fun! Are they still separated from the older boys? Or have they met yet?