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Posted in Turned 31 Today! Posted 2 years ago
wait a second
were you born on st. paddy's day?!
it was also purim.
you lucky fucker!
Posted in Moody's Bat Cave Posted 2 years ago
@MoodyB: don't underestimate the power of SPAGHETTI.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
it is currently purim somewhere.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
i main teros for the memes, boy!
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
munin is the only bow legend i actually like.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
brawlhalla totally doesn't have any server issues. reports of players being randomly teleported off-stage despite having played perfectly are greatly exaggerated. (/sarcasm)
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
gobble gobble
all hail the orb of shrooms. shrooms. mushrooms.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
fuck NFTs. gacha games are much more fun.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
all hail the orb. all hail the gacha games. all hail glorified jpegs.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
wilson's shell is still broken, send help.
all hail the orb. all hail gambling.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
random generation is fun. i need to go back to working on ukagakas, but also. make more items for trisphee. hrnghghghghghgh.
decisions decisions.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
all hail the orb. all hail rngesus, the mighty savior of random generation.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
all hail the orb. all hail the gambling.
Posted in local man goes feral Posted 2 years ago
all hail the orb. all hail the borb.