@ChiffonOrange: Right? I think it'd work really well. :3
It sucked, yeah. But like I said, alternatives! :D
It's a super famous song, so even not knowing who the Archies are I understand knowing the song. I couldn't have told you who did the song before now! And yeah, inasmuch as they're a cartoon band, at least. The Archies were pretty big back in the day!