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Forums Reaping Ritual 2019 Rags to Riches: Raffle Ended!

Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:14:36 )
Questing: Soulcaster | Woodland Fae


'pokes head in and looks around' ello 'waves'
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Avi art is best gift

Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:15:21 )


I got new glasses a couple months ago. But if anything moves I can't focus on it until it stops moving. Road signs? Hahahahaha no.... I have to just know the general shapes and stuff and landmarks instead of roads.

I really wish there was a good that said "turn left at the giant cow statue" instead of "turn left onto route 5" or whatever


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:19:15 )
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I’ve had a prescription like that before, and it might be too strong for your eyes. It suuuucks that you can’t focus on moving things though. D:

Google maps needs to give an alternative way of reading directions like that. xD Sometimes it’s easier than looking for a small sign or an unmarked street.




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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:22:34 )


It's like "neighborhood maps" or something.

When you are giving directions to a friend you don't go turn right onto route 5. Take a left on turnaround lane.

No you say go straight until you hit the second traffic light and take a right then it'll be a left by the creepy yellow church that looks like it's haunted. The party is on that road at the house with all the balloons.


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:29:02 )
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God, I would pay for something like that to exist! Plus points if Samuel L. Jackson voices it because I wanna hear him curse us out when a wrong turn is made instead of being told “make a u-turn when possible”. xD




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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:32:45 )


"motherfucking idiot. You were supposed to turn at the COW not at the god damn chicken;!!!!"




I decided to edit and put that in a spoiler because some people don't like language xD
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Donator — Trashboat Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:38:05 )
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@Laufeia: Volkan does a good job of doing that himself. He should be grateful to have his image properly depicted.




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he would be grateful if that were the case. But this is just nonsense. >_> blasphemous, is what it is
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:39:59 )
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@Laufeia: It isn’t blasphemous doooooeeee. All the evidence points to this. YOU KNOW IT’S THE TROOTH MY CHILD.




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Donator — Trashboat Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:42:06 )
@Tsundererra: and what evidence is that? >_> you poor child. The evidence is a drawing made by the person who wants to take his job? >:( yeah.... not suspicious at all. <_<
I will never believe in such lies
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:45:00 )


Tis funny though. Laser nipples go!


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:47:38 )
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@Laufeia: The drawing isn’t the evidence I was talking about. xD In the story, Volkan is shady. His patterned shirt is out of character, he talks about having lots of work but then spends all his time yelling around outside like a loon, and instead of giving us clear answers to the interrogation questions, he gives us hidden messages.




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Donator — Trashboat Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:51:37 )
@Tsundererra: I mean if I had lots of work I’d prolly be yelling outside too. And a man can’t have a nice patterned shirt? What kind of ”evidence” is this lol. MY GOD NOT THE PATTERNED SHIRTS. ANYTHING BUT THAT.
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:53:10 )


Does this evidence prove that he has laser beam nipples.?


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:54:53 )
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@Laufeia: If you have lots of work, YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT WORK INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME YELLING. It’s like he’s causing a distraction so we won’t realize who the real culprit is... 🤔
Yo, after all this time he’s worn the same boring shirt, but now he decides it’s time to dress it up? Maybe he used his nipple beams while his shirt was still on, and had to change because people will catch on if they see two big gaping holes coming from his chest.




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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 16:58:08 )
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His nipple beams were proven a long time ago. It’s why he’s pinching his nipples in his actual avi all the time. xD
But the new shirt would point to that, so yes.




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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 17:03:38 )


I thought he was holding a jacket or something. At least in my memory xD


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Donator — Trashboat Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 17:09:22 )
@Tsundererra: sometimes you need to let off some steam. It’s healthy. And you should be glad he finally changed his shirt. Now he’s fresh af.
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 17:10:39 )


My bad. It was suspenders that he was lifting. XD


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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 17:28:22 )
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He wants you to think he’s holding suspenders, but if you look closely, he’s not.

@Laufeia: It is, but you have to finish the work first. This is why his ass needs to get kicked out of office. Such an incompetent worker and man.




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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 17:50:07 )


Want to zoom in and show me xD


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