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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:01:00 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


>Has a small bowl of chips with dip
>the dip container is really small so I just finish it.
>Checks calories of the dip afterword:
1,500 calories
In that small palm sized container......


Mind blowing.

"Serving size teaspoon" WHO HAS A TEASPOON OF DIP????????????????
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Dread Pirate

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Donator — King Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:24:19 )
Wait wat a serving size of dip is thats like a chip!
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:25:04 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


Ingredients

Raw Garlic
Safflower oil
Flaxseed
Sea salt
lemon Juice

THATS ALL THAT IS LISTED - and in that order.
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Donator — King Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:26:07 )
How many calories are in flaxseed What even is a flaxseed
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:26:45 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


The safflower oil must be all the calories.
Flaxseed is good for you and low cal
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Voltie Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:28:41 )
what is this i don't even :vioconfused:
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:29:20 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


Serving size, one tea spoon @30 calories a spoon
servings 50 (yeah right fam)
I can hold this container in one hand and grasp it like a flat baseabll
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:30:23 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


I could see TWO ...MAYBE three servings if it was decadent.
I just assumed it was small and mostly garlic so probs good for me.
Mad is me.
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:31:27 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


For real tho, if I want to be allowed to eat dinner like. Fuck.
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:32:12 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


1,500 calories a day is my MAX allowed to not be a fatty fat.
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Voltie Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:32:13 )
And now everyone knows why I only eat salsa when it comes to chips.
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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:32:52 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


Good point osenmark, I'm sticking to that. I love making homemade salsa nad its my favorite thing with chips.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:45:11 )
I was summoned, who needs dip
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 20:58:16 )
@SirLionelNigelConrad: Calories? Hah, who needs calories when you can be cutelories
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Donator — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 21:24:11 )
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Voltie — Shy Kitten Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/14 22:50:10 )


Holy crap, 1.5k calories? What the heck even.
I love dip so much, how could anyone just have a teensy bit? :p


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Millet

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Donator — She/Her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/15 03:09:59 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


IT was quite tasty but I could have had better for less calories tbh XD
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Donator — He/They Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/15 09:03:47 )

O__O that's crazy

Also, packaging something in an amount that clearly looks like a serving and then claiming that a serving is a tiny fraction of that amount should be illegal. Sure, consumers should read packaging before they buy/eat something, but that's shady af. Just admit that a serving of your food is high in calories and move on; if people don't wanna buy it after they see that, then maybe it's time to change the formula. smfh
actually I think i've already made this exact rant on this site before lol but this is one of those things that really burns me for some reason

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/15 12:28:03 )
That dip sounds really good. But holy heck the calories.

Maybe next time try mixing just a spoonful with some Greek yogurt or something maybe? I bet that'd be tasty.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/03/18 19:24:52 )
You think you can escape?

Holy but monkeys batman! That is a lot of calories!

There is no escapeing your fate!
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