Lmao that sounds like something I would do for sure.

Well my moments may not be super embarrassing. But on friday the 13th i was deep in thought and i slid down the stairs.
the one time i fall down the steps....

and then there was the time i was opening a liter bottle of ginger ale.
Everyone was asleep. The counter was curved and when i tried opening it, it slid and i dropped it. it was opened a little so
it began to explode ginger ale half opened drenching the whole kitchen and i was freaking out so i grabbed a cloth to cover the exploding ginger ale.
It eventually stopped and i was all sticky as was the kitchen.
cleaned it up as best as i could and my dad and sister literally said the next morning "Why is everything sitcky?"
me: "Uh...I can explain that..."

i'm forgetful and clumsy
put cat toys in little box and put it on the cat post while i cleaned the floor area real quick and completely forgot about it. cat jumped and it all fell down. woooops

and also somehow melted a flame burner thing to something in the dishwasher. luckily it wasn't hard to detach

I'm certain I do a lot of dumb things but I just don't realize it's dumb and other people don't tell me.

The thing that come to mind is that I'm really really really bad at names and faces. Like seriously awkward. Like once I was completely blanked at my coworker who I worked with every day for 6 years and I've known from even before that. Classmates from the previous semester would be pretty much forgotten once class finished. People I've just met yesterday is already a blur. I keep a journal of names and hints (for example: so-and-so's brother-in-law's friend) but that doesn't always work especially since its rude to look them up when I bump into them.

The sad thing is that I don't consider it embarrassing because I don't remember not remembering them?