BULLY, BANNED AND REPORTED
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I'M DYING THAT WOULD HONESTLY BE IT THO LIKE... FKJLHFKJFHKFJ IT WAS LIKE... okay
Me: "Mom!!! MOM I can't sleep I'm scared."
Her: "Why's that?"
Me: "What if a serial killer is in town???"
Her: "We... don't have those here.... It's okay."
Me: "NO!! I read that they travel some times!!"
Her: "What the.... What are you reading where you learned that??"
(I'm like 8) Me: "School library! I found a book!"
Her: "HHhhh... I told you not to read scary stuff you always get paranoid..."
Me: "OKAY BUT THE SERIAL KILLER-"
Her: "We're safe, he's not coming to our house."
Me: "YEAH BUT OKAY our house is the first on the block so if he decided to strike this neighbourhood ours would be the easiest to attack!"
Her: "What... Okay well it's fine you're safe! Because my room is the closest to the stairs, so I could fight him off first."
Me: "What if he's really strong or you're sleeping though????"
Her: "I'll listen, I'll sneak attack him."
Me: "Okay but what if he crawls in through my window instead???"
Her: "On the second story..."
Me: "With a ladder!! He brought a ladder!!!"
Her: "Your window's closed."
Me: "HE BREAKS IT?"
Her: "I... okay. How about this. Whenever you get scared, I want you to imagine a funny little superhero... An elephant! He's a superpowered elephant that can fly! And he has a giraffe sidekick. Can you imagine their silly outfits? They'll fly in and kick that serial killer's butt and keep you safe okay?"
Me: "... W... WHAT IF THE SERIAL KILLER KILLS THEM?? :C CUTS OFF THE GIRAFFE'S HEAD?"
Her: ":/ Then I guess you die? I'm going to bed."
Her: "Why's that?"
Me: "What if a serial killer is in town???"
Her: "We... don't have those here.... It's okay."
Me: "NO!! I read that they travel some times!!"
Her: "What the.... What are you reading where you learned that??"
(I'm like 8) Me: "School library! I found a book!"
Her: "HHhhh... I told you not to read scary stuff you always get paranoid..."
Me: "OKAY BUT THE SERIAL KILLER-"
Her: "We're safe, he's not coming to our house."
Me: "YEAH BUT OKAY our house is the first on the block so if he decided to strike this neighbourhood ours would be the easiest to attack!"
Her: "What... Okay well it's fine you're safe! Because my room is the closest to the stairs, so I could fight him off first."
Me: "What if he's really strong or you're sleeping though????"
Her: "I'll listen, I'll sneak attack him."
Me: "Okay but what if he crawls in through my window instead???"
Her: "On the second story..."
Me: "With a ladder!! He brought a ladder!!!"
Her: "Your window's closed."
Me: "HE BREAKS IT?"
Her: "I... okay. How about this. Whenever you get scared, I want you to imagine a funny little superhero... An elephant! He's a superpowered elephant that can fly! And he has a giraffe sidekick. Can you imagine their silly outfits? They'll fly in and kick that serial killer's butt and keep you safe okay?"
Me: "... W... WHAT IF THE SERIAL KILLER KILLS THEM?? :C CUTS OFF THE GIRAFFE'S HEAD?"
Her: ":/ Then I guess you die? I'm going to bed."
Yes indeed hi!
DYING FKJHFFJK it honestly would be tho... and Id be like "can I sleep in your room :(" and shed be like "bro please god no..... let me have a fucking night to myself..... I want to sleep...."
WAHH YEAH THO she tried her best
I was just a weird anxious child kJHFKF
WAHH YEAH THO she tried her best
I was just a weird anxious child kJHFKFokay tho intense high speed violent action movie that ends with the protagonist trying to hug the antagonist
DYING KFHKJFHLKFJHFLKHFLKFHKFJF god I wish I could get that zap now honestly that sounds like a good sleep
AND SHUCKS you're too sweet to me wah... I mean if anything I've fine tuned it but learning even more grotesque and horrifying things to make my anxiety fire off-
tho
AND SHUCKS you're too sweet to me wah... I mean if anything I've fine tuned it but learning even more grotesque and horrifying things to make my anxiety fire off-
thoAND I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT FLKJHFKJHFJKFHF
but no!!! I want liveaction with like stunts and blood packs and some grizzled man swearing and shooting guns to earn that hug
but no!!! I want liveaction with like stunts and blood packs and some grizzled man swearing and shooting guns to earn that hug
Vintage youre avi give me victorian vibes
Questing :
Feline of Fertility | Doggo of Death | Draconic Dream | On Guard | Flutters Her Wings | Paints Her Webs | Capricorn| Unique High Loving Gaze | Lucky Neko | TransFURmation | Ghostly Treat | Soulcaster | Vampyr | Cheshire Cabaret | Untamed | Feline of Fertility | Doggo of Death | Corrupted Ichor | Fluers d’espoir | Her Graceful Snow | Snow Owl | Winter Stroll | WZRD | Under New Managment | Headless Rider | Flutterby | Queen Titania | Purr For You | Porcelain Pianissimo | Dazzling Sun | Mesmerizing Moon | Deadly Darling | Reaper of Space
...ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ um hello 'waves' <:3( )~~
Star's Memory Jar | Star's Quest |Star's Runway | Shadow Realm Market
Pls Mention as i wander
Avi art is best gift
Helloo witch friend!
@crisis: oh well but its so fun to watch the no no stuff
SHUCKS!!! the kind of support I need in a relationship... guess you found a way to be even more... stunning?
I'M DYING OH NO FKJHFKJF what'd you watch tho? living up to your name
I'M DYING OH NO FKJHFKJF what'd you watch tho? living up to your name
you fool... you simpleton...
I want to watch because of the grizzled man hugging another grizzled man duh... (or a weird evil murder twink, I'm not picky)
I want to watch because of the grizzled man hugging another grizzled man duh... (or a weird evil murder twink, I'm not picky)
DYING FKHFKJFH I hate us
and OH NO THAT'S THE WORST???? bears terrify me so much like KFJHFJK if I encountered one Id be like "oh this is it I'm dead fr fr"
that said still thinking about the time my grandma and auntie just ran at a black bear to scare it off because it was eating their pears like KLFJHFJKF I was straight up like "yall please dont make me witness your death"
(it worked tho so what do I know)
and OH NO THAT'S THE WORST???? bears terrify me so much like KFJHFJK if I encountered one Id be like "oh this is it I'm dead fr fr"
that said still thinking about the time my grandma and auntie just ran at a black bear to scare it off because it was eating their pears like KLFJHFJKF I was straight up like "yall please dont make me witness your death"
(it worked tho so what do I know)
Yes lil ghosty was meant!!!
Need an ghost avi too!!!
Need an ghost avi too!!!
+Pls ping me+
Nothing Fancy to see here!
Nothing Fancy to see here!
OKAY SPOILERS FOR IDW TRANSFORMERS like the original run... don't worry this isn't the comic I'm going to make you read kiwi but
IT DOES... LEGIT END... WITH OPTIMUS HUGGING THE BIG BAD VILLAIN??????
AND SACRIFICING HIMSELF (of course he does he always does)
AND SACRIFICING HIMSELF (of course he does he always does)
young dumb and full of crumbs
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.