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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:33:42 )
my city now
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:34:10 )
we do quick posting here
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:37:12 )
yeah what you got a problem with it?
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:37:29 )
ask away babeeeey
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:39:09 )
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:39:26 )
I'M CRYING??????

yeah you better or I'm breaking up with you
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:41:13 )
DYING KJHLKJFHLFJKHFKJFHJKF wrestling's the most goofy spectacle they do even dumber shit than that
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:41:51 )
yeah that's actually a requirement to cross the border, need a passport and spike hair
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:42:06 )
DYING PLEASE... I wanna hold up dumb signs with you
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:44:59 )
I feel like I told this story before but... my brother had some wrestling plushie that came with this collapsible locker thing?? (to be like, oh he crushed it!!!)

anyway he and his friend like, "kidnapped" his toy and sent my mom a ransom letter being like "give us money or HE GETS IT"

and my mom was just like :/ it's your toy, why do I care if he lives or dies.

I was a literal infant when that happened like kindergarten so you can tell how potent that memory corrupted me, it was just so funny
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 20:45:17 )
AND WAH OKAY DRIVE SAFE!!
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:00:36 )
KFJHLFJKHLFJKHFJKF my mom really just did not have the patience for our dumb shit
kinda like when I would go on my long "but what if-" anxiety rambles coming up with no-win situations about like, serial killers coming to get me or giant meteors hitting earth or aliens crawling in my window
and she would try to help comfort me until eventually just being like "I dont know, I guess you'd die then?"
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:01:33 )
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:07:24 )
CRYING KJHFLKJFHFKJFHLKFJHFJK yeah she created my subconscious coping mechanism

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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:07:33 )
DYING KJFHLKFJHFLKJHFJKF YEAH EXACTLY-
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:07:54 )
break it to me gently
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:08:44 )
I already made like 300 confetti from just BSing with you
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:09:38 )
SHE REALLY DID THO FKJHFJKFHJKF it'd always be around bedtime too so she was like "hhhh I'm tired please just let me SLEEP........." I feel bad now but KFJHFJKF SORRY MA, GOD MADE MY BRAIN BROKEN-
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:11:51 )
I'M SOBBING

JERRY "WOOFS" SCRAMBLES!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Voltie — boss baby Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/10/18 21:14:59 )
SHUT UP
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young dumb and full of crumbs

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