Low, keep your head, keep your head low...
.......................................Oh, you gotta keep your head low...

@Totalanimefan:

I mean Ash and Brock are on your side sort of

...If you wanna keep your head

I think I saw some game theory or something on how tasty Magikarp would actually be and the small amount of meat inside wouldn't be worth getting through its super hard scales. But I've seen loads of delicious looking magikarp dishes out there so it probably is pretty good.

I've never had carp though, is it even edible?

i think the fruit looking pokemon probably cause i love fruit!