Granted! But you have to pay $50 for every beverage
I wish I could sing well.  	
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      Geez, Granted, but you suck at dancing.
I wish I could draw.
		
  	I wish I could draw.

      Granted but you only draw potatoes for the rest of your life. Lol.
I wish I didnt have to cook for myself. #lazy
		
  	I wish I didnt have to cook for myself. #lazy
      Granted, but it's moldy cheese flavored.
I wish I wasn't tired
		
  	
  I wish I wasn't tired
      Granted, they wake you up as soon as you fall asleep at night.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
		
  	I wish my back didn't hurt.
      Granted, but now you're stuck in a wheelchair. 
I wish I had more video games
		
  	I wish I had more video games
      Granted, but they're all on the PS1 and have horrible graphics.  
I wish the threads I'm in were more active.
		
  	I wish the threads I'm in were more active.
      Granted, your boobs can now tell when it's already raining.  ;D
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
		
  	I wish I wasn't so lazy.
      Granted, but it is on your backside. At least your bottom will be clean.
I wish I had a ball of yarn.
		
  	I wish I had a ball of yarn.
      Granted. You have a ball of yarn but it's just a mess of tangled, tied,knotted scrap yarns that are so entertained they're a ball.
I wish I was pregnant.
		
  	I wish I was pregnant.
      Granted, but you can never write your answers in cursive 
I wish someone would help me pack my mail for me
		
  	I wish someone would help me pack my mail for me
      Granted but you also got shipped.
I wish I could fall asleep.
		
  	I wish I could fall asleep.
        		Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.         	
  
      Granted, you're now Sleeping Beauty and your prince has no idea where you are.  D:
I wish I had the will power to save my left overs for tonight.
		
  	I wish I had the will power to save my left overs for tonight.
      Granted, but you forget about them until they are moldy 
I wish my friend would wake up
		
  	I wish my friend would wake up
      Granted, but they're feeling very antisocial today.  :<
I wish my boyfriend liked cartoons.
		
  	I wish my boyfriend liked cartoons.
      Granted, but eating is the only way for you to be happy.
I wish I had some ice cream.
		
  	I wish I had some ice cream.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.
	        
 
		


 
		 
		 
		
 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		