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hi im melody im 25 im girl and im cooking noodles right now but everyone in this house uses the stove for messy foods and not a single occupant does much beyond wiping it off with a paper towel to clean it up including myself but i just moved in here on april 17th 2018 so ill clean it eventually but until then it will still smell a little burnt and strange and its pretty gross but im so hungry right now i dont care but then again my gf is sleeping in the bedroom she has a very very sensitive sense of smell the last time i ate noodles in the room while she ws sleeping she woke up but she didnt want me to leave it was pretty cute even tho she works night shifts and needs as much sleep as she can get i still feel bad about it but at least i dont do what my bf does and eats buck tons of orange chicken at a time he has an incredibly healthy diet otherwise but i think that is his one true weakness and i dont think i can hold it against him now that i think about it also i can hear the water starting to boil so i will be right back to put my noodles in the pot.
hey im back but not for long anyways so theres this one girl that always complains to me about how spitty her friend is to her and shes been talking to me about her spitty friend for years now and im always like bith just cut her off its not like youre friends in real life nothing bad will happen to you if you literally just block her she doesnt seem like she would have any other friends anyways and thats probably why shes so awful to you in the first place bc she knows your dumb ass wont ditch her no matter how much she guilt trips you over stupid spit okay its been 3 minutes ill be right back again to put the eggs in the pot too.
okay im back again i dont have much time because i dont want the yolks to cook all the way through into solid lil chunks like in hard boiled eggs uhhh okay what the heck the timer i just set turned itself off okay well whatever ill keep my eye on the clock i need to buy more eggs soon i just put the last two in there also gotta buy milk and carrots and spinach and maybe some other vegetables that exist like maybe ill even eat a tomato... theyre pretty good with tofu actually and okay its time to go get my food hang on ill brb.
ok i finished cooking it and ate it it was so good i didnt really want to stop to type about it every time i took a bite but just trust me that it was very savory and delicious im going to move my setup now hang on
im back in my partners bedroom now chillen i brought in an extra blanket from the couch in the living room because my gf gets overheated quickly while she sleeps but i get really cold sitting still while im awake so i get chilly pretty easily anyways im not sure what to talk about now i hope whomstever is reading this test to find the character limit of profile bios is having a pleasant day and is hydrating properly its very important to drink water in february of this year i was hospitalized i had been dealing with severe food poisoning all through the night before and because i hadnt been able to keep down any water and hadnt been drinking much water before hand i was dehydrated to the point of it being an emergency and so basically what i learned is drink water every day or get an $8,000 hospital bill that you will probably be paying off for many many years
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