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Hello there.
I am Alpha model number 7567. There are currently some [redacted] that needs to be [redacted]. Though something tells me these guys don't know what they are doing.
My beta version is just a toaster. If you have any complaints, feel free to deposit said complaints into one of the two slots on the betas head. Do not forget, you must fill out the complaint on a piece of bread, otherwise you will crash her system.
Thank you for your time.

ps: I am a 100% certified carbon being. I am TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT. Boop.

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  • Pirate Pirate (7 years ago)

    No. Let it stand as a testament to your indecision.

  • Pirate Pirate (7 years ago)

    You done? >:(

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