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I didn't even notice you could buy skin colors, hype train has left the station.
@Neko: Ghosts don't pee, we gently whizz noxious gasses in the corner.
If you see me in the corner, don't come over there.
@Neko: That's pretty cool!
I'm looking forward to the madness.
I definitely lost track of this thread.
Posted in I have finally transitioned Posted 7 years ago
@slytherclaw: fake news it is me.
yes, we are all super awesome!!
it's sad watching syn die. i needed somewhere else to go, i'm happy this place exists.

@rainbowpanda: Thank you, I am too!
Posted in I have finally transitioned Posted 7 years ago
@pixiebuns: omg life is a rollercoaster and i have a heart condition lmao.
i'm just stoked to have time to join this cute little site right now.

@Tuijp: okay ;~; let me know when it's safe to look.
Posted in ~*Dad Joke Junction*~ Posted 7 years ago
I love a good dad joke - who doesn't? My dream is to be able to log into Voltra, click a button and BAM! Dad jokes galore.

Please help me make my dream come true and post any and all dad jokes you can think of here for me.

I'll start:

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

What did the car say to it's tires? Thanks for keeping it wheel!

What is Mozart's favorite trap song? Bach and Boujee.
Posted in I hate it when Posted 7 years ago
@Neko: I was up all night practicing drawing I didn't even realize how much time had passed!
Hmmm... It's hard for me to even pick a favorite food but I suppose it would be pizza and with pizza I can change up the toppings so... Yes!
Posted in I have finally transitioned Posted 7 years ago


@Tuijp: okay im gonna hide my innocent eyes while you do ;~;


@Paranoia: Haha, hello again!
How are you?
Posted in I have finally transitioned Posted 7 years ago


@Pixiebuns: BABY YESSSS HELLO :vanora_kiss:
How you been sweet thaaaang?

@Neko: Thank you so much!

@Tuijp: Phew, okay good!

@Slytherclaw: I poof but I never leave.
How have you been? :D

@ghost: where do i sign up? :vanora_xd:
let's get spoopy!
Posted in Voltie Selfie Thread Posted 7 years ago


@dread pirate: I will stop by sometime~


@Paranoia: Boo!

Now you're not alone!