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Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

@totalanimefan: Odds are I would turn into an outright hermit during the winter months. Because screw being a cold person in cold weather.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Raph just chuckled.

"Life happens." he said.

"And I admit, that was a smidgen of a mood-killer at the time." he then admitted. "However, I don't feel it's COMPLETELY ruined, if you don't." he stated, smiling at her.

"Because it takes more than THAT to ruin time with YOU." he continued.

"I'd move everything on earth to be with you."

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"Ok." Ashley responded.

"Sorry I interrupted..." he then apologised, as Anya hugged him from behind.

"It's okay, dear." she said in a calm, cooing tone. "We're not mad, I promise." she said. "I'M not, at least." she then added.

"Neither am I." Raph assured him.

Ashley nodded in understanding, before excusing himself and quickly leaving, the two there waiting and listening VERY closely, until they heard his footsteps leave, the door shut, and then heard his receding footsteps outside.

That's when Raph let out a heavy sigh.

"Was NOT expecting THAT." he told Anya.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

@totalanimefan: I tend to not have that sort of issue, and it also helps that apparently I am a 'human furnace', according to some people. Like, I'm just a naturally warm person, and don't need to bundle up quite as much as others do.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

@totalanimefan: Oof, been there. Walking against wind like that is just... it seems so unfairly harsh. Like, if the wind's going to be this bad, at least be at my back and push me along!

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"...." Raph was silent for a moment, as Ashley tried his best to compose himself.

"So... so what was happening WASN'T a bad thing?" he asked.

"Not in this case." Raph responded. "Sometimes it IS a bad thing. A very bad thing." he told him. "So your response to what you saw and heard was perfectly reasonable. If anything, it was nice of you to immediately try and help Anya when you saw her in what you perceived as danger." he then stated. "However... in this particular case, what we were doing was something that we both agreed to, and we both like." he continued.

"Adults are... weird and complicated." he then mumbled.

"...I think I don't want to keep thinking about this right now." Ashley then said. "I mean, I think I get it, but... I just want to go back and be with Lindsay, and continue being outside and stuff." he told them.

"...and not tell him about this." he then added at the end.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Ashley paused for a moment, before mumbling something. It was soft, but barely audible. And it seemed like Ashley had withdrawn a bit into himself saying it, like it had reminded him of something bad.

And no wonder.

Both Raph and Anya barely heard it, but they heard it.

"...mistress often used 'that' as punishment..." was what Ashley had said.

And Raph looked to have an expression of shock, horror, and disgust for a moment upon hearing it.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Raph could only laugh a little more at Anya's comment to him, as Ashley paused again.

"...oh." he said. "No... no we didn't find it." he told her.

"But-but-but, what he was doing!" he then exclaimed.

"He was hurting you!" he said.

"That's bad and you don't deserve it!" he insisted.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Ashley thrashed and struggled valiantly as he was pulled off and held... but the sudden change in tone, as well as what Anya had said, made him paused suddenly, several things going through his mind.

But there was her question.

"I... needed to get a pencil to write stuff down before we tested stuff." he told her. "Lindsay and I couldn't find one in the packs." he said further.

"But what was all this? That man was hurting you!" he then declared angrily, looking at Raph with the best glare he could muster.

This just caused the man to chuckle.

"Well... I mean, the kid's not wrong." he admitted.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

@totalanimefan: That is just maximum misery, as far as weather is concerned, IMO

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Ashly froze when he heard all that... but only for a brief second. He then shook his head and quickly followed the sounds... and when he arrived at the source, he peered into the room, and his heart sank a little.

He saw Anya... laying down... with someone else on top of her. And they looked to be getting very violent with her. He saw some hits, he was sure of it, and slaps as well.

Then, his body seemed to move on its own, as he dashes forward, leaped into the air, and landed on the man's back.

"What the hell!?" Raph exclaimed, as he felt a painful burning sensation on his back.

"Stop hurting her!" Ashley exclaimed tearfully.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

@totalanimefan: Yeah, I use Celsius (Canadian and all, lol)

And there's a warning for snow showers all throughout tomorrow, so... that's fun.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Raph flicked his wrist, and it seemed like two fancy tall glasses appeared, held by their stems, between his fingers. His smirk grew, as his other hand produced the bottle he'd told her about.

"I just stumble." he told her.

--

The sun had set a bit ago, and Ashley and Lindsay were safe in their cave, the 'glow' not being a problem that night. They were getting ready to test the specimens they gathered, when Lindsay paused.

"...I can't find any pencils." he told his brother.

"Hm." Ashley responded. "I'll rush back home, sneak in, and grab one. Wait here." he said.

With that, he slipped out of the cave and quietly weaved his way back home, approaching the back door and seeing it was slightly ajar.

"...what...?" he mumbled, slowly opening it and quietly stepping inside.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
Posted in Caught in the Spiders Web Posted 2 years ago
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

The next thing Anya knew, Raph had shifted himself, and she felt herself falling back. However, she was caught a second later, and found herself laying in his lap, with him smiling down at her.

"We'll start slow." he said.

"And let it ramp up from there." he told her.

"I have a bottle of the good stuff." he then revealed, knowing she knew what he meant. "Managed to smuggle it down. So we should do the right thing and make the evidence disappear."

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.