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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 00:44:53 )
So far on this website I've only seen one thread aiming to get 1 million pages. I frequently spam on that one, and I began to think:

How long would it actually take to reach the goal of one million pages?

I'm going to base my calculations on a few assumptions:
1. This page is starting from scratch
2. There are five extremely dedicated users willing to spam day and night to reach the goal
3. Each post is perfectly timed
4. The end goal is to get the first post on the 1 millionth page
5. This is in the undercurrent

We know that there's a 5 second cooldown between posts, but since I've assumed there's five people dedicated, it comes out to 1 post per 1 second rather than .2 posts per second.

Givens:
1. 20 posts per page
2. 1 post per second
3. 60 s = 1 m, 60 m = 1 h
4. 23 h, 59 m, 59 s = 1 d

Variables:
s = # of seconds
p = # of posts
d = # of days
n = final number of days

Now the actual math:

(20 x 999,999) + 1 = p = s

s = 19,999,980 seconds

d = (((23*60)*60) + (59*60) + 59) seconds
d = ((82,800) + (3,540) + 59) seconds
d = 86,399 seconds

s / d = n
19,999,980 / 86,399 = n

n ≈ 231.5 days

So the final, (approx.) minimum time for a completely fresh and new 1mil thread on the Undercurrent with 5 dedicated posters:

231 and a half days

Also we would hit quite a few post milestones on here in the process.

This info is basically useless but I was bored and finally figured out what to do with all the algebra I remember from my freshman year of high school. Please correct me if I messed anything up! I will gladly go back and adjust my calculations if there was an error I made. Feel free to ask questions about this if you have any :)
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Donator Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 01:51:30 )

I don't know what to do with this information, but kudos to you for working it out. My brain hurts just looking at it all.

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Donator — Whatever Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 02:27:21 )
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 05:10:58 )
There's something foul about the air here...

@Kitalpha Hart: I thought the math for this would be easier but I think I just took the stupid idiot route to get the 100 people numbers and probably got it all wrong lol

For 100 people it would be at least 46.3 days

For 1 person it would be at least 1,157.5 days


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 05:12:29 )
There's something foul about the air here...

@koneko: The og 1 million page thread on Gaia took over a decade so uhhh it'll be a while lol. Here's to a long future ahead of us


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 06:40:19 )
There's something foul about the air here...

@koneko: Just make sure we're all joining together in the same thread. We can do it, I believe in the (insert name for the population of voltra, I forget)!


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Donator — She/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 08:11:42 )


@grost: I love that you did the math. I love seeing the math.

As you can probably see I used to post in there a lot.


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Donator — She/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/5 10:11:42 )


Please join us in posting in the undercurrent

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Voltie — she/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/6 00:49:02 )


Thank you for putting this all in a format that I recognize and understand when I read it
I feel less dumb than when I look at a modern child's homework and see their math is in all these new formats I've never seen before :vanora_xd:

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Donator — She/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/6 01:52:33 )


@Jolly: all you need to know is that we need to post!

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Voltie — she/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/6 02:05:15 )


@totalanimefan:
yes you're right! I can never think of what to post about xd
even my hangout thread died in a couple months lmao

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Donator — She/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/6 02:31:13 )


@Jolly: it’s hard to keep threads going sometimes. I’m in the spam thread if you want to spam too.

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Donator — She/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/7 19:54:34 )


We still need people to help! Even if you just post in there once or twice it helps!

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Donator — pancake Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/7 20:24:11 )
Just thinking about posting around the clock is making me tired. Lol.
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Donator — She/her Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/04/9 03:33:11 )


@blinkini: haha you don’t have to post around the clock. That was just for the math.

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