I have a black cat.
and so i wake up in the middle of the night, and see this black fuzzball at my feet the second i open the door.
my heart is like those weird rides at the parks where it slowly rises up and then whistles and zooms back down.

i mutter 'JFC.' and hold my chest, and then sigh, when my cat cuddles my leg. i apologize and pet her head and give her hugs.

because she was just greeting me.
being the ninja cat she is. (i call her batcat)

and now she's on my bed, rolling around and getting it furry. lol.

i love my chubby fluffball pain in the a _ _ . (i'm not sure if i can curse on this site. its daily for me, so sorry if i slip?)

#JerseyBoi

@kozi: well i'm thankful i saw her. or could see her. if i stepped on her, i'd feel terrible. but i hardly ever step on anything.
idk why. guess i'm lucky. black cats are lucky for me isn't that odd? haha jokes.

now that i think about it the number 13 has been lucky for me in my life, as well. it was my number in all my high school sports teams.

anyway yeah she's a batninjacat. but she's cute and cuddly. and tonight, she feels very kissy. lol.

@kozi: my cat came with her name from the shelter: Monique~ sometimes i call her momo or niki. (but thats mostly what my mom calls her, i just make incoherent noises at her and she comes to me and snuggles) LOL.

@koneko: kitties are very dominant. my black kitty hated another kitty i had (who passed a year or two ago) and she peed EVERYWHERE and it made my mom very angry. ugh. but she's good now. so it must have been the other cat, because she doesn't pee now.

@totalanimefan: my cat won't stay still long enough for that lol. but she hops up and hugs me like a human, overkisses me, and when i point a finger gun at her, she holds the tip of my finger (tip of gun) its quite adorable.

@koneko: male cats would be like that to a female. :c it just seems like something they do, naturally.
both my cats were female. the one that passed was older but she growled at the younger black cat alot.
the black cat would stare at her to piss her off, and pee to mark.

typical bitchy girls. haha. you know. when girls feel threatened. high school drama, type of stuff but cat version, lol.

@koneko: well normally, i'm sure they do. in 27 years, these are the first cats i've had who hate eachother lol.

@totalanimefan: yeah she is~ she's a total chubbster too. lol.

@kitalpha hart: yep. a superb camouflage technique by the batkitty ninja.

@totalanimefan: simply put: she's a badass. a cute one. haha.

@totalanimefan: the fact that she blocks my gun. she's resistant to the bullets. so she puts her paw on my finger gun, like...

'bitch, please. i'm immortal.' :')
or
'put that away buddy. you know it can't hurt me.'

she's too badass. and cute.

@totalanimefan: my cat wont fetch anything but a treat lol. shes chubby.

idk the finger gun just became a thing with my cat once when i playfully shot at her and now she does it almost daily. haha.

@tuijp: that made me giggle. reminds me of someone stepping on a leggo and cursing like mr. krabbs or spongebob in that one episode-