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Donator — Winchester Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/02/18 15:01:50 )


I turned part of my garden into a veggie garden last year. When the plants were done, I let them die in my garden (good for the ground).

The last few days, the weather was spring like so, today, I decided to start and make the garden ready for this year.
The veggie part will become bigger, with more kinds of veggies, and I wanted to plant my Christmas tree on the edge, near the fence of the neighbours.

I got there and found a lot of cigarette buds. I do smoke, but not cigarettes with filter and definitely not of the brand Camel (I will quit smoking soon btw).

The only people who could have done that are 2 neighbours in the next house. They put up a fence last year, but didn’t finish it and used some metal plates for the last few feet.
Since they got a kid a few years ago, they don’t smoke in the house anymore but they still smoke.

So I gathered 2 hands full of buds and threw them back into their garden.
Then I realised, I could do better. I went in, got an old ashtray and wrote the following note with it:

“I noticed that you probably don’t have an ashtray, seeing all the cigarette buds in my garden.
So here you are. =)
Please us this, instead of my garden.”

I taped the note to the ashtray and put it on their side of the fence.

Hopefully I made my point clear.

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Donator — He/They Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/02/18 21:52:32 )
That's great lol. I hope they stay out of your garden from now on; you have to update us on how it goes.
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Donator — She/her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/02/18 22:49:37 )

Savage. I love it.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/02/18 23:34:36 )


Lol that is absolutely brilliant.

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Donator — What The- Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/02/18 23:37:36 )

Fartsy Says:

Awwwwh that's actually both funny and adorable! you should post that whole sequence to tumblr in pictures, it'd go VIRAL!
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Donator — Winchester Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/02/19 10:44:51 )


**update**
Last night, my neighbour texted me if I had been the one to put an ashtray and a note there (no, it was a fairy *facepalm*), because they do have an ashtray.
So i sent back that, indeed, it had been me and explaining why.
She then sent back that she never did that and she would tell Ron, her husband (for those who I talked to about them before, it’s the one with the big moobies), and tell him to stop doing that.
Haven’t heard them fight yet, so that’s a first or he hasn’t gone home yet.

@Uncledaddy: they don’t go in my garden, but stand at the boarded up piece and then throw the cigarette buds in.
That part is only a few feet and they promised last year they would go on with making a fence there.
But, then again, it also took them years of saying they would cut down a few trees and put a fence there.
And update right above this.
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@Another Movie Addict: thank you
@TheArtOfTheFart: I don’t do tumblr. I was on there once and so many people annoyed me.

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