@Ixora: See! I once had some crossaints to long in the oven. Woops then they where all black.

@Ixora: I had to them tonight and yumm.

@Ixora: I might have pizza tomorrow or friday.

Mother has scorched popcorn black in the microwave before. She did not read the instructions.
As to the bidet, I would much prefer to go to the bathroom and not be ambushed by being shot in the butt, with water or otherwise.

Time to go to bed for me. Bye bye guys.

Ancient Romans used to wipe their asses with sponges on a stick. They had public 'toilets' that were stone benches with a hole in them, hovering over a man-made stream that would take away the waste. In front of the toilets was a second, clean, stream that you dipped the sponge stick into so you can clean your ass.

In the middle ages baths were considered hazardous to your heath. Because the water would open your pours and all of your good health would flow out through the open pours. Look up the belief of humors.

They also would use urine to bleach whites. Shirts, blankets, ext.

Also in the middle ages. The Catholic church once held a trail of a dead pope. They dug the poor guy up, and had assistants hold him in place and answer for him.

There used to be a luxury tax on soap.