Forums General Chit-Chat How would Pennywise lure you in?
In Stephen King's "It," a murderous, shapeshifting clown monster named Pennywise lured a little boy into the sewer by promising him treats and balloons. What would he have to say to get you down there?
Pennywise: "unthrottled internet and no hidden fees."
Me: *nose dives*
Me: *nose dives*
Considering he'd want me to go down into some filthy water filled with human waste...Nothing will ever lure me in enough to ignore my nose.
Same here. I don't think there's anything in the world that could cause me to enter a sewer of my own free will.
Then your sense of self preservation is way stronger than mine :vanora_sweat: I'd jump in at "Student loan forgiveness down here!"
@okios: I actually snorted laughing at that
@okios: I actually snorted laughing at that
I mean, in the hypothetical movie situation where you HAVE to be lured down there, it would probably be something like "free unlimited money, no strings attached and as many kittens as you can carry!"
But in reality, just....nope. No unsanitary sewer for me, thank you!
But in reality, just....nope. No unsanitary sewer for me, thank you!
I would literally only venture into a sewer for one reason : if an animal was suffering and needed immediate help to save its life, if there was no time to wait for professionals 
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I would literally only venture into a sewer for one reason : if an animal was suffering and needed immediate help to save its life, if there was no time to wait for professionals
I would literally only venture into a sewer for one reason : if an animal was suffering and needed immediate help to save its life, if there was no time to wait for professionals
Same actually, otherwise I would probably avoid the sewer at all costs haha
Depends? Are you talking about the original, or the remake? Cause the remake version would just need to show me his human side, and i'd be down that fucking sewer in a hot second.
hey i'm Jessi.
my friend cnts made the pixel
my friend cnts made the pixel
Pennywise: We've got jobs down here, good pay and good benefits.
I would be gone in an instant.
I would be gone in an instant.
He'd have to be a really hot lady and promise me a good time. I'm hypersexual, so. : /
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Honestly if I saw a creepy clown just chilling in the sewers and asking if I want to come on down I'd probably just run screaming in the other direction.
No. Thank you.
But I guess if I absolutely Have to choose something than free Wi-Fi would be a pretty big incentive tbh
No. Thank you.
But I guess if I absolutely Have to choose something than free Wi-Fi would be a pretty big incentive tbh
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All he gotta do is look at me and i'm down
damn, that clown hot af
No but really just like "You'll be healthy for the rest of your life" and i'm down there.
damn, that clown hot af
No but really just like "You'll be healthy for the rest of your life" and i'm down there.
Please @ me to get my attention. C:
Your mothers health will improve and she'll be able to travel the world like she always wanted cost free
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"Your boyfriend is down here, he is offering pets and cuddles."
-screeches and runs the clown over just to tackle my boyfriend-
(Pay in mind, my boyfriend and I are currently in a long distance relationship. :( I had to move down to my mom's place and get a job down here due to stress. Its been pretty hard on us.)
-screeches and runs the clown over just to tackle my boyfriend-
(Pay in mind, my boyfriend and I are currently in a long distance relationship. :( I had to move down to my mom's place and get a job down here due to stress. Its been pretty hard on us.)
Do I have to crawl through a small opening? Because a. I wont fit. b. I'm slightly claustrophobic.
If not, it would be something like:
Free chocolate cake and ice cream that is healthy!
Month long, all paid, vacation to Greece!
Free rum, video games, and endless chicken wings.
edit: Forgot the memes. I'd dive in for some good memes and rum.
If not, it would be something like:
Free chocolate cake and ice cream that is healthy!
Month long, all paid, vacation to Greece!
Free rum, video games, and endless chicken wings.
edit: Forgot the memes. I'd dive in for some good memes and rum.
Literally all of the money. All of it. Ever.
I'm not going in a dirty sewer for anyone (including a demon clown) unless the pay-off is big.
I'm not going in a dirty sewer for anyone (including a demon clown) unless the pay-off is big.
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