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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:19:54 )


    Holy shit. Girlfriend was right.
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:20:33 )


    Get a jet lmao
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:20:48 )


    A canary yellow stretch hummer.
    I like your style, Jensen
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:22:52 )


    Oh he's got a thing with his hand
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:24:10 )


    And now he wants to kill the 18-man firing team.
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:26:54 )


    Uh oh
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:28:01 )


    She's got a gun and it's pointed at my dick.
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:31:18 )


    She's got a gun. And it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick! Clay!

    Would you rather it was pointed at your face?

    I know it makes no sense, but yes.
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:32:11 )


    She shot me! In my arm!
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:32:19 )


    Cougar be gentle!
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:32:25 )


    I love him.
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:38:28 )


    They really saw Chris in this and went 'make him Captain America'
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:38:45 )


    What's the password?
    Let us in or I'll kill you.
    Correct.
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:39:36 )


    Go Petunias.
    lmao
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:39:57 )


    Uh oh
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:40:20 )


    You're lying
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:40:52 )


    Oh you dick
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:41:25 )


    Oh you ass
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:41:51 )


    Yeah, congrats you idjit
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Voltie Posted 2 years ago ( 2021/12/6 02:42:30 )


    I don't want your heart to heart.
    I told you a million times you could go.
    You never went.
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