Vintage's posts
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
I'M SOBBING
JERRY "WOOFS" SCRAMBLES!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
JERRY "WOOFS" SCRAMBLES!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
SHE REALLY DID THO FKJHFJKFHJKF it'd always be around bedtime too so she was like "hhhh I'm tired please just let me SLEEP........." I feel bad now but KFJHFJKF SORRY MA, GOD MADE MY BRAIN BROKEN-
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
I already made like 300 confetti from just BSing with you
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
break it to me gently
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
DYING KJFHLKFJHFLKJHFJKF YEAH EXACTLY-
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
CRYING KJHFLKJFHFKJFHLKFJHFJK yeah she created my subconscious coping mechanism
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
KFJHLFJKHLFJKHFJKF my mom really just did not have the patience for our dumb shit
kinda like when I would go on my long "but what if-" anxiety rambles coming up with no-win situations about like, serial killers coming to get me or giant meteors hitting earth or aliens crawling in my window
and she would try to help comfort me until eventually just being like "I dont know, I guess you'd die then?"
kinda like when I would go on my long "but what if-" anxiety rambles coming up with no-win situations about like, serial killers coming to get me or giant meteors hitting earth or aliens crawling in my window
and she would try to help comfort me until eventually just being like "I dont know, I guess you'd die then?"
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
AND WAH OKAY DRIVE SAFE!!
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
I feel like I told this story before but... my brother had some wrestling plushie that came with this collapsible locker thing?? (to be like, oh he crushed it!!!)
anyway he and his friend like, "kidnapped" his toy and sent my mom a ransom letter being like "give us money or HE GETS IT"
and my mom was just like :/ it's your toy, why do I care if he lives or dies.
I was a literal infant when that happened like kindergarten so you can tell how potent that memory corrupted me, it was just so funny
anyway he and his friend like, "kidnapped" his toy and sent my mom a ransom letter being like "give us money or HE GETS IT"
and my mom was just like :/ it's your toy, why do I care if he lives or dies.
I was a literal infant when that happened like kindergarten so you can tell how potent that memory corrupted me, it was just so funny
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
DYING PLEASE... I wanna hold up dumb signs with you
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
yeah that's actually a requirement to cross the border, need a passport and spike hair
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
DYING KJHLKJFHLFJKHFKJFHJKF wrestling's the most goofy spectacle they do even dumber shit than that
Posted in it's an event
Posted 2 years ago
I'M CRYING??????
yeah you better or I'm breaking up with you
yeah you better or I'm breaking up with you