Professor Snape's posts

@Kozi: ...

Students in the Forbidden Forest? 50 points of Ravenclaw.

I said that you put so much ginger in it, that it's a Weasley.
And your chicken is so Frozen, it told me to let it go.

@Ginny Weasley: ... 5,000,000 from Gryffindor for making this thread and another 5,000,000 for pointing out my mistake.

10 points to Hufflepuff for this thread

@Mad Hatter: at least I’m not on the happy pills

@Mad Hatter: For you

Is crazy. Just because you go down a rabbit hole, doesn’t give you an excuse to drink tea all the time.

Yesterday was the teachers appreciation day and I got 0 appreciation.

Very disappointing, students.

10 points from Voltra and detention for all of you.

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@Anarchist Beauty: which first year tried to bribe you? And how did they get $, while Hogwarts is in the UK, using £?

@Roshan: Which house are you in?

Just for the record, cat's don't actually like it when you raise the in the air and sing the Lion King song. My apologies, Minerva.

@Mellonin: Ah a new Slytherin. Good, good.

@Unicorn: you called?
@Anarchist Beauty: and that for a head girl! I shall talk to your head of house! ...when I can find Flitwick.