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Posted in Now im just talkinga to muself Posted 4 years ago

i drunk texted my gf and she replied 'reading the words of a goddess' and i just
oh my god. my gf. is so. fo ckinG GAY I LOVE HER SO MUCH
but also i replied something aking to
'if i goddess of alcohol u goddess of cutenmess cause U HELLA FUCKIMG CUTE'


Posted in Now im just talkinga to muself Posted 4 years ago

Alright So Imagine Being Tipsy And Having To Make Two Boxes Of Macaroni For Yourself and Two Youngins
I Mean, Not YOUNGIN Youngins But Like 5+ Year Younger Duo. And You Add Too Much Milk
Because Youre A Tipsy Fuck. Like How Do You UNADD Milk? You Dont. So Now I Have Some sightly Too Milky Macaroni And
One Hell Of A Wish That My Air Condidtioner Wasnt Messed Up Cause Itt Is HOT from Alcohol And HOT From beingmf In Kitchen

Also My Sisters Dog Is Afraid Of Thw Attic So I Just Hold My Hand On The Cord For The Stairs And She Fuckijnnng
HOOWWWLLLSSS Like Lmao Man Its Great Bt Also Rip Doogggo


Posted in Now im just talkinga to muself Posted 4 years ago

Okay so like Work Is Work But I Am so tirrreeeddd Like Its easy adsd fuck but Like
Goddamn i am.just tired i thinki like im burnt out already with it
Whcikc sucks. butl like you know. living in a society in which money makes the wortjld go round
and if tyou dont have noney you dont get to live a decent likefee
so here i go day to day on a borimg job that has me tired and only sometimes gives me
a thirty minute lunch. just because world sucks. because i need money to LIVE
like big yikes amirite? anff my girlftienf. go i feel bad for my girlfriend auae like she
she has a dumb boss who payes her under the table a gives her like 10 horu shiftpse
and she gets home and have a n hour of tfreee time before she has to sleep for the next day and like
fuck that hit god i wish she lived close to me so we could just like live together and hse caandn get a job around here
because fuck that and her family is stupid
btu id never ask her to truly move down here just like ikm sure she ownt ask me to morve up there
but like still godDAMn bby girl needss a breako and also i need to slap her fmily just once please

Posted in Now im just talkinga to muself Posted 4 years ago

Alsosimec Im Here, I Wana Mantion I Bought Myself A Fiddle.
I Dont Know How To Play Fiddle
Ive Never Played A Strimg Instrument
But Here I Am With A Beginners Fiddle

Appaerntly A Fiddle And Viola Are Basically the Same?
Cause Whenever I Look Up Fiddle Stuff,
I See Viola Stuff. Big Rip.


Posted in Now im just talkinga to muself Posted 4 years ago

Also i Just Saw The gif i Havew At The Bottom Of My post And I Dont Remember Maknig That Lmao

Posted in Now im just talkinga to muself Posted 4 years ago

I Am Drinkimg And Intemd To Play Overwatch But Not Till I Am Feeling It More

So Until Then, Anyone Here Want Me To Doodle Them/Something?

Plz I Lack The Brain OPower To think Of Stomehing To Draw On My Own


At this point i have started talking to myself And Am Making Macaroni So
Like, If You End Up Seieng This And Sitll Want A Doodle Let Me Know
But For The Most Part Its Just My altrermative Yo Drunk Textimg
This Way I Donat Actually Make A Fool Of Myself

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Roll 6

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Of Course Once I Say I Am Getting All Ones, I Get A Two

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Roll 4
Why Am I Getting All Ones TAT

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Posted in Vanora's Memory Posted 4 years ago

Id Have Edited The Pic To Have Diff Color Lines To The Lights But I Aint Feelin' It Today So Simple Text Will Do
A-4
B-1
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